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# Fugsip Girl
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugsip-girl-7-11-2013/
- Published: 2013-11-22T16:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2013-11-22T17:38:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

I've missed ol' Leighton "[Bull True](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-the-fromage-country-strong-06-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)" Meester. She was routinely the best part of *Gossip Girl,* and I see her as very much a TV person -- which people used to act like was some kind of insult, but it's not, not even remotely, and certainly not from me -- so it's high time she found herself a good new vehicle. *Agents of SHIELD* seems very bland to me; perhaps she can help. Or maybe she can go rock Klaus's world on *The Originals*. Blair Waldorf would've made a hilarious vampire. She'd be so fastidious, and so cranky about getting blood on her couture.

Okay, enough babbling. Here is the future Mrs. Adam Brody:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ffn_meester_imagine_china_112113_51269145.xml "Leighton Meester")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/FFN%5FMeester%5FIMAGINE%5FCHINA%5F112113%5F51269145.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is not how I"d hoped she'd resurface: in bonkers coveralls and nude pumps, looking like the proud mother of this year's American Automobile Association Mechanic of the Year.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]