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# Fugson's Creek: Katie Holmes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugsons-creek-katie-holmes-3-04-2016/
- Published: 2016-04-15T19:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2016-04-15T04:48:21.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

Her face looks super, and I'd like to think that Katie Holmes might be privately amused that I recently told a friend to "Katie Holmes that shit" in reference to extricating herself from a misguided relationship. The Holmes Extraction from her marriage to Tom Cruise stands the test of time as the most surprisingly bad-ass extrication from Scientology, to the point wherein I sort of suspect Katie's Dad -- who orchestrated the whole thing -- might have actually been a CIA operative all along. (I had a friend whose father was in the CIA and once I found that out, a LOT of stuff made sense.)

But while her break-up game is tight....

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/04/ffn_gg_iwc_party_4142016_52024103.jpg ""For The Love Of Cinema" Dinner In NYC")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugsons-creek-katie-holmes-3-04-2016/for-the-love-of-cinema-dinner-in-nyc?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

...her wardrobe looks, frankly, a bit too much like a wine sack for festive widows.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]