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# Fugssie J
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugssie-j-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-26T19:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-26T05:33:57.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Listen, I know the world REALLY wants Jessie J to happen over here. And maybe she will. It's likely I will look back on this entry come next year's Fug Madness and be all, "Silly me, how could I doubt the juggernaut?" But right this second, all Jessie J is to me is a mix of Katy Perry's whimsy with Adele's pipes -- which isn't such a bad thing...

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/jessie_j_07_wenn3309587.jpg "Jessie J")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugssie-j-04-2011/jessie-j-260411?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... until you throw in Gaga's air of desperation and Rihanna's penchant for [uni-legged body stockings](https://gofugyourself.com/riri%5F020510-02-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Oh, Jessie. Can't you just SING? I'm tired just looking at the rhythmic gymnastics happening up and down your right leg. And not for nothing, but at least Rihanna's Naughty Reverend getup had a whiff of being expensive. This just looks kind of like somebody really annoying thought he was signing your cast.

\[Photo: [WENN](https://www.wenn.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\]