> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Fugsta B. Allen
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugsta-b-allen-10-2012/
- Published: 2012-10-19T19:00:42.000Z
- Updated: 2012-10-19T05:41:31.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

This was described in a release as being pants and a bodysuit, which is useful, because I would've assumed it was a jumpsuit.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/154360566.jpg "Christa B. Allen")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugsta-b-allen-10-2012/wsj-magazines-innovator-of-the-year-awards-arrivals-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But that just means that instead of gritting my teeth at a jumpsuit, I get to grit my teeth at a pair of pants. Those are truly unflattering on her. They make her look squat and puffy, like she's in the middle of being inflated. Beyond that, I hope this came for instructions on how to take a bathroom break. Mankind's greatest mystery, aside from world peace and aliens and whatnot, is why anyone without an adult diaper would willingly imprison their bladder thusly. Perhaps I just answered my own question; maybe a slice of Depends comes standard.

\[Photo: Getty\]