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# Fugstin Bieber
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugstin-bieber-2-06-2013/
- Published: 2013-06-05T22:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-05T20:49:31.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Man Fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Here's the thing: Is it THAT bad?

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ffn_bieber_justin_ameri_060313_51120144.xml "Justin Bieber")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=825311&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I mean, he looks kind of dumb, but is it *that* much dumber than usual? His pants stayed up, and the crotch fabric didn't appear to be getting frisky with his kneecaps. His leather shirt is at least... ventilated in a sporty-themed way. And the hat... yeah, that's a pretty ugly Miami Heat hat, and presumably he bought it, or at the very least agreed to wear it in place of a more standard one. Can't defend that. Especially because there is no way he is a lifelong, wear-it-at-any-cost Miami Heat fan. He is more of a Free Tickets To Fancy Things fan, judging by his concurrent sudden and be-hatted interest in the L.A. Kings' game seven clash against the Sharks last week.

But I think this is actually not the worst thing he's worn lately, and the reason he's catching so much flack for it is this: Nothing Justin Bieber can do makes him look any less ridiculous. He's in permatwerp mode. And moaning about getting no artistic respect -- everyone knows the first rule of PR is to show grace and good humor and engage in a little self-deprecation in the face of the boo birds. I am not sure how to fix this; it might not be a fixable problem, short of taking himself to an adventure yurt in deepest Siberia for six months and returning with a clean fashion slate, totally new hair, and no trucker hats that make his forehead look half a foot long. Or, to borrow from *Parks & Rec*: Rethink. Yo. Self.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]