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# Fugstiny's Child
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugstinys-child-02-2014/
- Published: 2014-02-06T19:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2014-02-06T04:04:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

I don't actually hate the pattern on this; I just wish it had been used more selectively.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467041565.xml "Kelly Rowland")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/02/467041565.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

As it is, this outfit -- with all its jaggedness and its bits and pieces and the way it overwhelms her -- gives her a very dated air. Like she's a hybrid of *9 to 5* and *Who's The Boss?* and *The Golden Girls*, and Tony Danza is helping her try to find some important paperwork while she puts on a massive pair of spectacles and dreams of putting rat poison in Stan Zbornak's coffee. I might WATCH that show, but I don't think anyone needs to dress the part for REAL.

\[Photo: Getty\]