Vanessa Hudgens

I can't decide if she's wearing this backward, or it's just a really, really terrible awful no good very bad dress.

Vanessa Hudgens

I mean, this kind of looks like those dresses that tie in the back, right? You know the ones. They... tie in the back. I'm not insane, right? Those exist. Regardless, GIRL, WEAR A DIFFERENT BRA. Unless you are using it as an accessory. Pro tip: That's wrong.

Vanessa Hudgens

It COULD just be a maxi dress fashioned to look like a crop top, right, and she just swiveled it around so that it was low-cut? I don't know. I may never know. I may, on some levels, prefer not to know. I DO need to point out that I can see her bra from THIS angle just as easily as I can see it from the front -- girlfriend really needs to buy outfit-specific lingerie if she wants to avoid the peekaboo. Oh, Hudgens. You did pretty well this year, but it wasn't enough to reclaim your crown. Better luck in 2014. You'd better bring the heat at Coachella, child.

Fugstly

In an e-mail to Jessica about this post I referred to Vanessa as Les Hudgerables, and that might stick. We'll soon see. Anyway, now that we know she's OFFICIALLY not going to retain her title, let's say goodbye to the Fug Madness champ, and eagerly await the crazy rags she's going to wear at Coachella next month. [Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet]