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# Fugtdecai: Dakota Blue Richards
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugtdecai-dakota-blue-richards-01-2015/
- Published: 2015-01-20T21:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2015-01-20T21:28:53.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

So, *Mortdecai* has to be awful, right? It looks embarrassing, and of the four people on the poster -- Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ewan MacGregor, and Olivia Munn -- only Johnny has done any red-carpet press for it. Okay, it's early yet, and Gwyneth did *The Tonight Show*, and Howard Stern, supposedly. And I'm sure at least one of those other people can be persuaded to show up Stateside for a premiere. But if the movie is good, in my experience, the actors often find a way to be wherever it first debuts, no matter where on the globe that is. And doesn't Olivia Munn usually go to the opening of an envelope? Poor, horrible *Mortdecrap*.

But, nature abhors a vacuum, and so -- even though she is not in the movie -- Dakota Blue Richards steps up into the void:

[![Dakota Blue Richards London mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ffn_mortdecai_prem1_flyuk_011915_51630280.xml "Dakota Blue Richards")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/01/FFN%5FMortdecai%5FPrem1%5FFLYUK%5F011915%5F51630280.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

She's 20\. Her dress is at least 45, and also, I think, possibly ripped.

From the back, it's a bit younger:

[![Dakota Blue Richards London mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ffn_mortdecai_prem1_flyuk_011915_51630282.xml "Dakota Blue Richards")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/01/FFN%5FMortdecai%5FPrem1%5FFLYUK%5F011915%5F51630282.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Younger, in the sense that it seems sort of confused about itself, so it's trying a little bit of everything in the hope that it'll figure out what it does best. It's the *Reality Bites* of designs, except that I don't think banging Ethan Hawke is going to offer it much clarity.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]