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# Fugtdecai: The Faces of Johnny Depp
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugtdecai-the-faces-of-johnny-depp/
- Published: 2015-01-23T19:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2015-01-24T19:27:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

## Johnny Depp

![johnny depp los angeles mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl933060_022.xml)

"Wait, WHAT movie is this? And I'm IN IT?"

## Johnny Depp

![johnny depp los angeles mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl926294_002.xml)

This is his Blue Steel, except it's Brown Fury.

## Johnny Depp

![johnny depp los angeles mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl933054_008.xml)

"OH GOD IS THAT THE POSTER?"

## Johnny Depp

![johnny depp los angeles mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl926294_003.xml)

"What have I become."

## Johnny Depp

![johnny depp los angeles mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl933054_006.xml)

"Hang on, is Ashton Kutcher behind this? Have I been punked? WHAT HO MERRY PRANKSTER!"

## Johnny Depp

![johnny depp los angeles mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl933119_040.xml)

"*Punk'd* isn't a thing now? God, that's embarrassing. I just... this is so ITCHY... can I just go to... no? Ugh."

## Johnny Depp

![johnny depp los angeles mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl933119_046.xml)

"I have to go watch it now?!? This is going to get unpleasant. Be strong, Johnny. Gird yourself."

## Johnny Depp

![johnny depp los angeles mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl933054_016.xml)

"Deep breaths... looking pleasant..."

## Johnny Depp

![johnny depp los angeles mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl933519_025.xml)

"Is that my limo parked over there? If I ran REALLY fast... Or maybe I should just act like everything is fine and pretend to go inside and THEN run."

## Johnny Depp

![johnny depp los angeles mortdecai premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl932998_002.xml)

"Nothing to see here..." \*whistles\*

[Fugtdecai: The Faces of Johnny DeppJohnny Depp may not be dressing as much like a Steven Tyler megafan these days, but... listen, if you've ever wondered why we have made SO MUCH FUN of Mortdecai these past couple days, just please drink in Johnny's faces during the L.A. premiere. Whatever is going on with him, I'm pretty sure he either isn't that stoked about this film, or MAYBE doesn't entirely remember what it IS. \[Photos: Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spl933060_022.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugtdecai-the-faces-of-johnny-depp-01-2015/)