Lady Gaga

Gaga apparently spent some of the party lying inside a large replica of the perfume bottle, which had a hole in it through which she invited people to touch her. I would have paid a lot of money to be a fly on the wall when Lindsay Lohan -- an actual guest -- jammed her hand in there and was all, "Dude, like, can I borrow $46,000? And we should do a duet. I can jam."

Lady Gaga

I am not entirely convinced that Party Guest Lindsay Lohan didn't spend 20 minutes wondering if this was her.

Lady Gaga

Gaga is also making the rounds at Fashion Week in London. I was so hoping she'd show up in New York and take in a show next to Anna Wintour, since she's the Vogue September Issue cover girl. i DESPERATELY wanted to imagine her sitting at, like, Carolina Herrera, wearing this hat, while Hamish Bowles ducked and tried not to take an ear to the face.

Lady Gaga

Or turning to Anna in the middle of Oscar de la Renta and being like, "Thanks for holding my dirty mart, A-Dubs. I violently caught the bouquet at my friend's wedding and... wait, hang on, you have a stray bob hair... just let me... OH SHIT, Dubsie, I'm so sorry, I forgot my ring is made of knives."

Lady Gaga

Or walking up to Andre Leon Talley and saying, "Checkmate."

Lady Gaga

And then I just want to imagine Grace Coddington walking up to Gaga and thwacking her with her handbag.

Fugtle Monsters

It seems Lady Gaga, who considers herself such a pioneer, has decided to come out with her own perfume -- thus following in the illustrious footsteps of forebears like Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, and Carmen Electra. Supposedly her own blood was used for part of it, she wanted it to smell "slutty," and the ingredient list is: “tears of belladonna, crushed heart of tiger orchidea with a black veil of incense, pulverized apricot and the combinative essences of saffron and honey drops.” I had read somewhere ELSE, or so I thought, that she wanted it to have a whiff of semen about it. But I can't find that, so let's just pretend it never happened. [Photos: WENN]