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# Fugtre: Monica Bellucci
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugtre-monica-bellucci-10-2015/
- Published: 2015-10-29T15:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2015-10-29T06:18:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

Again I find myself underwhelmed by what La Bellucci's team has on tap for this press tour. To wit:

![monica bellucci spectre](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/10/ffn_spectre_madrid_gtres_102815_51891077.jpg "Monica Bellucci")

It's... fine? I'm so lukewarm. But it's a stumpy length on her, the shoes sincerely look a size too small, and the bunched-up-nylon sleeves just give me flashbacks to the days when I DID wear hose or tights to work and all the ENDLESS ETERNAL YANKING involved. Which also could be the title of a really pretentious and navel-gazing memoir about some secretly unremarkable dude.

I can't tell if she fared better at the actual premiere, or not:

![monica bellucci spectre madrid](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-494719852.jpg "Monica Bellucci")

I honestly think I'd have swapped these, or used this one at a later photocall, because there's a real daytime look to it. Perhaps it's the combination of the casual belted waist, her by-now rote hairdo, and The Return of the Visible Bra, plus sleeves that look like three birds got into a messy argument right on top of them. I want her to be transportively in-your-face elegant, basically, and it hasn't happened yet. Maybe she'll finish big in the States.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty\]