Blake Lively, 2006
Let us start in simpler times! Waaaaaay back in 2006, on the Travelling Pants PR tour. I know Blake says she doesn't work with a stylist now -- and she might not, although SOMEONE is making phone calls and FedExing things for her -- but she DEFINITELY didn't have one here. Simpler times!
Blake Lively, 2007
I saw this jumpsuit in person at Fashion Week! It looked worse in person, if you can believe it.
Blake Lively, 2008
Tights have never been pants, Blake. Even Blair Waldorf pointed this out once.
Blakle Lively, 2009
May we remind you, this dress was CUSTOM MADE FOR HER.
Blake Lively, 2010
This is a confused effort, but her face looks stunning.
Blake Lively, 2009
This dress is Figure-Skating Couture, but her hair looks glorious here.
Blake Lively, 2009
Honey. No.
Blake Lively, 2009
2009 was apparently Peak Boobs Legsly.
Blake Lively, 2010
TOO SHORT, BLAKE. (Although her legs are fantastic, obviously.)
Blake Lively 2010
This frock stands the test of time. It is adorable.
Blake Lively, 2010
Hey Jon Hamm.
Blake Lively, 2010
It turns out that I liked this at the time. Have I been weirdly drunk for years now? Don't answer that.
Blake Lively, 2011
I will note that these shoes are fantastic.
Blake Lively, 2011
I would have been on board with this if the shirt hadn't snuck out of the bottom of her skirt like a kid climbing out of his bedroom window to go to a kegger.
Blake Lively, 2011
Have I mentioned that 2011 was kind of bonkers for Blake? Prepare yourself.
Blake Lively, 2011
At least her bracelets are AMAZING.
Blake Lively, 2011
This feels like she's in costume as Blair Waldorf.
Blake Lively 2011
If she still has this dress, I feel like she could re-purpose it as maternity wear.
Blake Lively, 2011
NEVER FORGET.
Blake Lively, 2011
I really liked this at the time, and yet again my only explanation is that I might have been drunk?
Blake Lively, 2011
Ah, Legsly. We meet again.
Blake Lively, 2011
Blake was also really into the caftan-adjacent gown in 2011.
Blake Lively, 2011
This would work as the courthouse wedding gown for a very directional lady.
Blake Lively, 2011
She wore this at a reception to meet Wills & Kate when they were in Los Angeles. She was fully prepared if Wills wanted to toss Kate over on the spot and marry her.
Blake Lively, 2012
PASS.
Blake Lively, 2011
HARD PASS.
Blake Lively, 2012
This was very glam.
Blake Lively, 2012
Extra points for the great turquoise earrings.
Blake Lively 2013
This was a really unfortunate Met Gala decision.
Blake Lively, 2014
Whereas this, at the Met Gala the next year, might be the best she has EVER looked. Like, EVER. In her life. And she is a lady who is very, very attractive, so that is saying something.
Blake Lively 2014
If 2011 was bonkers, 2014 was a very good year for Blake.
Blake Lively, 2014
I'm not a huge fan of that neckline, but this is good on her.
Blake Lively, 2014
This coat is a DREAM.
Blake Lively, 2014
This was stunning.
Blake Lively, 2014
Sometimes, Blake likes to return to her Boobs-y past.
Blake Lively, 2014
Poncho time!
Blake Lively, 2014
Apparently, Blake was super into highly-patterned cape-like objects during her first pregnancy. Can't blame her for that.
Blake Lively, 2015
This coat is like what the chicest girl wore during The Blitz.
Blake Lively, April 2015
The only way this could be lacier would be if she wore it to announce that she's been cast as Lacey in The Royal We while accompanied by Lace from Bachelor in Paradise reading aloud from a copy of Lace.
Blake Lively, February 2016
This feels confusing.
Blake Lively, April 2016
I know she was probably freshly pregnant here and possibly wanted to stay at the hotel, barfing. So kudos to you, Blake, for pulling yourself together. But you did forget to take off your bathrobe?
Blake Lively, May 2016
This IS well designed to swoop up and down the steps at the Met Gala.
May 2016
Gorgeous.
May 2016
OVER THE TOP but I would wear this coat with jeans, don't judge.
June 2016
The cut of this is flirting with giving the impression that she Hulked out in it earlier.
June 2016
A rare good deployment of high-fashion rick-rack
June 2016
And this was a rare good use of the sheers.
July 2016
This is bonkers, but I kind of liked it anyway. Maybe I have a secret fondness for a look that screams PREGNANT DOMINATRIX AT A WEDDING SHOWER. Don't judge me!