> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugtrospective: Sofia Vergara - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugtrospective-sofia-vergara/ - Published: 2020-04-08T13:45:31.000Z - Updated: 2020-04-08T05:35:22.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07 ## 2001 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_5137705k-1586308243.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (5137705k) Sofia Vergara 08/07/01 West Hollywood, CA Scarlett Johansson The Los Angeles Premiere of Dimension Films' "The Others". The premiere was held at the Directors Guild of America in West Hollywood and "The Others" opens nationally on August 10th. Photo®Matt Baron/BEImages.net August 7, 2001 West Hollywood, CA Sofia Vergara Los Angeles Premiere of Dimension Films' THE OTHERS held at the Directors Guild of America in West Hollywood. Photo®Matt Baron/BEImages We begin with a napkin shirt, as befits so much of 2001. ## 2002 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_388068ah-1586308181.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (388068ah) 08/13/02 - Los Angeles, CA. Sofia Vergara (cast) and Roselyn Sanchez (cast) at 20th Century Fox's wrap party for the cast of new show 'Papi Chulo' at Cava inside the Beverly Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles, CA. Photo@Eric Charbonneau/BEImages.net 20TH CENTURY FOX PARTY FOR CAST OF 'PAPI CHULO' AT CAVA BEVERLY PLAZA HOTEL, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 13 AUG 2002 beiFOX081302-306 Sofia REALLY liked her side-abs, apparently. ## 2002 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_393768i-1586308189.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Crollalanza/Shutterstock (393768i) SOFIA VERGARA MTV LATIN AMERICA MUSIC AWARDS, MIAMI, FLORIDA, AMERICA - 24 OCT 2002 I looked up what she was doing at this time, and she was in something called Big Trouble that was written by Dave Barry, and starred Tim Allen, Rene Russo, Stanley Tucci (I love him but he will agree to be in ANYTHING), Tom Sizemore, Johnny Knoxville, Omar Epps, Janeane Garofalo, Dennis Farina... should I go on? I was a real 2002 joint, for sure, and she is dressed like an Easter cheerleader. ## 2002 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_396719f-1586308198.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (396719f) Sofia Vergara THE RETURN OF THE MASERATI TO AMERICA RECEPTION AND DINNER, FOUR SEASONS RESTAURANT, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 20 NOV 2002 This HAS to have ben $19.99 at one of those mall stores whose name you never knew. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_413086ae-1586308208.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/Shutterstock (413086ae) SOFIA VERGARA 'BULLETPROOF MONK' FILM PREMIERE, HOLLYWOOD, AMERICA - 09 APR 2003 Super low-rise pants, super tight blouse, high-cut vest. Yep. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_524081e-1586308216.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (524081e) Sofia Vergara 'LORDS OF DOGTOWN' FILM PREMIERE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 24 MAY 2005 Gotta get that pelvic bone involved! ## 2006 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_586500ao-1586308225.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock (586500ao) Sofia Vergara THE ALMA AWARDS AT THE SHRINE AUDITORIUM, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 07 MAY 2006 This year, she had a sitcom called *Hot Properties*, and accordingly, she is dressed as one. ## 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_1028632k-1586308234.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (1028632k) Sofia Vergara '2012' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 03 Nov 2009 Baggy is almost NEVER the issue with Sofia, so I'm unclear what exactly went wrong for her here. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/83331_wenn2714259-1578010072-1586307864.jpg) Sofía Vergara 67th Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton - Arrivals Los Angeles, California - 17.01.10 Mandatory Credit: WENN.com Modern Family premiered in 2009, so this was the show's first awards circuit -- and as always, the Golden Globes acted quickly with the nominations. This dress was a good color... ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/83331_95839582-640x996-1578010063-1586307857.jpg) ... that WAY overcomplicated itself. I wonder if it was even comfortable to sit with that thing against only HALF of your back. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/sofiavergara_SAGS2010_96125648-compressed-1586308287.jpg) We are only in 2010 and we're already at one of my favorite things she's ever worn. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/sofiavergara_emmys2010_103720538-compressed-1586308279.jpg) And now we have arrived at Epic Coffee Accident. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/sofiavergara108078963-640x886-1586308298.jpg) I would like this BETTER if it didn't look like she'd made the top out of tissue paper. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/sofiavergara108078975-640x866-1586308308.jpg) The back is surprising. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/sofiavergara108625488-compressed-1586308316.jpg) Silver or gold shoes, please, Sofia! This dress is pretty incredible on her, even though I've never loved the ones where they fold it so that there's a huge X over your pelvis. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/sofiavergara109497450-640x963-1586308324.jpg) Vanity Fair? Try Vanity UNFAIR. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/125598212-compressed-1586307873.jpg) This is another artfully fit dress that comes to a knot at a weird place. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/137124153-compressed-1586307881.jpg) I LOVE this. It's one of the rare fishtail hems I think is dreamy. The color, all that gorgeous work in the skirt... it's a knockout, truly. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/137927410-compressed-1586307890.jpg) This is fine, but the cut of the bodice makes it look like her boobs are being unevently juggled. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/152654077-compressed-1586307899.jpg) And AGAIN: Superb fit. I don't really love the dress -- it's cheesy, a little? -- but whoever was doing her tailoring was, for the most part, right on his or her game. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/159431178-compressed-1586307909.jpg) This is a bit of a snore. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/160210073-compressed-1586307917.jpg) Having just complimented her tailors... meh. The whole thing here feels like a knockoff of something better. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/167675388_10-1586307924.jpg) WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 27: Sofia Vergara attends the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 27, 2013 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images) Her pink accessories here are a perfect amount of whimsy. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/169877720-1586307933.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 03: Sofia Vergara attends 2013 CFDA FASHION AWARDS Underwritten By Swarovski - Red Carpet Arrivals at Lincoln Center on June 3, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images) Whereas there is nothing whimsical about this necklace. It's just HUGE. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/181601789_10-1586307941.jpg) LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 22: Actress Sofia Vergara arrives at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images) By now, I think I was starting to feel a little bored with her? It wasn't ALL v-necks and fishrails but for some reason it felt that way by the time this came along. The top looks a bit brassiere-adjacent. Those jewels though. HOLY COW. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/462093887-1586307950.jpg) BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Actress Sofia Vergara attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images) Ergo, this was a totally welcome palate-cleanser. Good LORD, she has taste in jewelry. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/462391909-1586307959.jpg) BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Sofia Vergara attends Fox And FX's 2014 Golden Globe Awards Party on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/Getty Images) That has to have hurt her chest, but she does look pretty magnificent in it. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/463550281-1586307968.jpg) LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 18: Actress Sofía Vergara attends the 20th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 18, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images) This bodice is so stiff, you could tell me it was a bad papier mache mold someone had poured glitter onto, and I'd buy it. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/476252173-1586308003.jpg) WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 02: Actress Sofía Vergara attends the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter on March 2, 2014 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images) I fear this dress wants to slice off her head. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/488055203_10-1586308013.jpg) WASHINGTON, DC - MAY 03: Actress Sofia Vergara attends the 100th Annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on May 3, 2014 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images) Few people embody the word "ritzy" as well as she has, truly. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/FFN_RIJ_EMMYS_SET1_082514_51512004-1586308096.jpg) 51512004 The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Amgeles, California on August 25th, 2014\. The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Amgeles, California on August 25th, 2014\. Sofia Vergara FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813 Also very pretty and very on-brand. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/FFN_KM_SAG_Arr_012515_51635905-1586308059.jpg) 51635905 Celebrities arriving at the 21st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California on January 25, 2015\. Celebrities arriving at the 21st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California on January 25, 2015\. Pictured: Joe Manganiello, Sofia Vergara FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE Of course, then she went off-brand, and it was a head-scratcher. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/464169868-1586307977.jpg) BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 22: Actress Sofia Vergara attends the 2015 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 22, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images) It's lovely, and it is HOISTING the HECK out of her. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/470386486_master-compressed-1586307985.jpg) I want to excise the peplum. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/472230906_master-compressed-1586307994.jpg) This was the Met Gala, and it doesn't really matter what theme was; this isn't it. It's so BORING and TYPICAL. Sofia herself seems like a flamboyant personality who likes to have a laugh, but she doesn't seem to have that same sense of humor when it comes to her clothes. The Met would've been a great place to play, but no. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/GettyImages-476482978-640x925-1586308133.jpg) We only needed ONE dust ruffle on this outfit. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/GettyImages-495137868-compressed-1586308145.jpg) This outfit says, "You haven't FORGOTTEN me, have you?!?" ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/FFN_KMFF_SAG_1_130016_51959702-1586308078.jpg) 51959702 Actors/actresses attend the 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 30, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. Actors/actresses attend the 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 30, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. Pictured: Sofia Vergara FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE And now we're back to basics: snug, boobs, bright, BIG jewelry. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/FFN_RIJ_OSCARS_SET2_022816_51983148-1586308115.jpg) 51983148 The 88th Annual Academy Awards held at Hollywood & Highland Center in Hollywood, California on 2/29/16 The 88th Annual Academy Awards held at Hollywood & Highland Center in Hollywood, California on 2/29/16 Sofia Vergara FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 This looks like a gown whose zipper was broken, and a desperate dressmaker simply TIED it to her. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/FFN_KMFF_VANITY_FAIR_1_2272016_51982732-1586308087.jpg) 51982732 Celebrities attend the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. Celebrities attend the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted By Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 28, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. Pictured: Sofia Vergara FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE I'll also say this for Sofia: She NEVER needs a hoik. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/FFN_KM_EMMY_1_9182016_52178480-1586308051.jpg) 52178480 Celebrities attend the 2016 Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft theatre in Los Angeles, California on September 18, 2016\. Celebrities attend the 2016 Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft theatre in Los Angeles, California on September 18, 2016\. Pictured: Sofia Vergara FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE That bracelet. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/FFN_RIJ_GOLDEN_GLOBES_SET2_010817_52276613-1483999851-1586308105.jpg) 52276613 The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17\. The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17\. Sofia Vergara FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 She looks like a chandelier. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/FFN_KMFF_Peoples_Choice_Awards_011817_52286834-1484850056-1586308069.jpg) 52286834 Celebrities at the 2017 People's Choice Awards held at the Microsoft Theatre on January 18, 2017\. Celebrities at the 2017 People's Choice Awards held at the Microsoft Theatre on January 18, 2017\. Pictured: Sofia Vergara FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE She must have liked the spangly top concept... ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/FFN_SAG1_ChrisVisual_141_52298448-1485756180-1586308124.jpg) 52298448 Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017\. Celebrities at the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in January 29, 2017\. Pictured: Sofia Vergara FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE ... because she did another version of it here. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/GettyImages-645660842_master-1488323694-1586308154.jpg) BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Sofia Vergara attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images) This looks like body paint. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/BGUS_995309_038-1505716463-compressed-1586308032.jpg) One of my least favorites, I think. I don't love the bangs on her, and the dress is not very imaginative. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_9351204ac-1517552482-1586308163.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/REX/Shutterstock (9351204ac) Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara 'The Female Brain' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 01 Feb 2018 Yeesh. It's like she bought fancy body armor to go on over her regular tube top. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/wenn33871526-1520317284-1586308340.jpg) Vanity Fair Oscars Party 2018 was held at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills, California Featuring: Sofia Vergara Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 04 Mar 2018 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com She also got in on the cape action, and I think it worked on her. She sure seems tickled by it. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/15cb94dad5e-1519971600-1586307850.jpg) , Beverly Hills, CA -20180227 - Jennifer Hudson and Sofia Vergara Honored at the Women's Cancer Research Fund's An Unforgettable Evening, at Beverly Wilshire -PICTURED: Sofia Vergara -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded It's fun to see her delve into the world of patterns. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/wenn33984994-1522171217-1586308348.jpg) Film Premiere of Ready Player One Featuring: Sofia Vergara Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 26 Mar 2018 Credit: Apega/WENN.com And how charming is this?!? Sofia, do patterns MORE. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/solo-a-star-wars-story-premiere-gfy-red-carpet-fuggirls-12-1526012186-1586308331.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (9667808dd) Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' film premiere, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 May 2018 Although, I don't count this one. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_10112927ac-1551146978-1586308172.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (10112927ac) Joe Manganiello And Sofia Vergara Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 And THIS one doesn't fit her boobs, and is kind of... hairy? ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/5b1977302cd-1563854475-1586307842.jpg) , Los Angeles, CA -20190722-The World Premiere of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood -PICTURED: Joe Manganiello, Sofia Vergara -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded Better. ## 2020 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_10517029jx-1578280417-1586308260.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10517029jx) Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020 Joe really committed to his pandemic beard before we even knew for sure there was one. ## 2020 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/04/shutterstock_editorial_10574422n-1583368988-1586308270.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (10574422n) Sofia Vergara 'America's Got Talent' TV show season 15, Arrivals, Pasadena Civic Auditorium, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Mar 2020 Sofia's stint on America's Got Talent then got cut short by COVID, but she'd absolutely started the way I'm sure she would have continued: snug, shiny, platform shoes. 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