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# Fuguary Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuguary-jones-2-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-14T21:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-14T07:23:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Mad Men, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

This is beaded, slightly retro, a color... I was prepared to go where it wanted to take me.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/141275645.jpg "January Jones")](https://gofugyourself.com/fuguary-jones-2-03-2012/the-paley-center-for-medias-paleyfest-2012-honoring-mad-men?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And then I saw that the road signs said "Hmmville" so I opened the car door and rolled out and down a nearby embankment and then walked to the nearest gas station. (For a Diet Coke, obviously -- I couldn't call Jessica to pick me up without proper fortification.) Because, is it just me, or does this look weird on her? I can't exactly put into words the problem, but I look at it, I want to like it, and I can't. It's just not... it's just *not*. It is awry. Strange things are afoot at the Circle J.

Also:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/141275803.jpg "January Jones")](https://gofugyourself.com/fuguary-jones-2-03-2012/the-paley-center-for-medias-paleyfest-2012-honoring-mad-men-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This feels like a very half-assed pink dye job, to the point where I keep expecting to read a story on the Interwebs that claims her child squirted her with puree and she decided to turn it into a tribute. I'm not saying hot pink streaks or some other follicular rainbow would have been awesome, but I'll say this for the likes of Kelly Osbourne: At least she commits.

\[Photos: Getty\]