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# Fuguary Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuguary-jones-4/
- Published: 2013-03-21T16:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-23T22:54:54.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## January Jones

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This is one of the worst things ever worn. She's like an extra from *Stayin' Alive* whose leotard sneezed.

## January Jones

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The thing is, the blue part of this would have been fine, if it had kept going. Why it married a slip, and then gave birth to a window for her crotch, is anyone's guess.

## January Jones

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/164213117.xml)

Let's just focus on the thing she's doing right: Her genes.

[Fuguary JonesThe phrase "shake your tailfeather" is JUST AN EXPRESSION. HALT YOUR ACQUISITION OF TAILFEATHERS. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jones11.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuguary-jones-4-03-2013/)