January Jones

This is one of the worst things ever worn. She's like an extra from Stayin' Alive whose leotard sneezed.

January Jones

The thing is, the blue part of this would have been fine, if it had kept going. Why it married a slip, and then gave birth to a window for her crotch, is anyone's guess.

January Jones

Let's just focus on the thing she's doing right: Her genes.

Fuguary Jones

The phrase "shake your tailfeather" is JUST AN EXPRESSION. HALT YOUR ACQUISITION OF TAILFEATHERS. [Photos: Getty]