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# Fugure to Launch
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugure-to-launch-02-2013/
- Published: 2013-02-07T17:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2013-02-07T03:47:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

This feels like an incredibly ceremonial bag.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/02/160847403.jpg "Sarah Jessica Parker")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugure-to-launch-02-2013/fiji-water-at-amfar-new-york-gala?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Perfect if she wants to lead a Pagan resume-cleansing ritual that involves the fiery sacrifice of a bunch of VHS tapes. And, I guess, ideal if you want to eat your weight in kobe beef sliders and whatever-is-trendy-tartare. But otherwise I think looking like a drawstring sack is a sad thing, unless you are a drawstring sack, or a very tiny sock with big dreams.

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