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# Fugvenge
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugvenge-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-09T19:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-09T17:05:54.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I keep looking at Christa's face, and remembering how *13 Going On 30* is secretly a charming movie, and wishing she weren't stuck in a story on *Revenge* in which she has to make out with the show's most boring character. And so I want to do her a solid and give this a thumbs-up.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/142496937.jpg "Christa B. Allen")](https://gofugyourself.com/fugvenge-04-2012/logos-newnownext-awards-2012-arrivals-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But I can't. It just looks like she's been caught hatching. I keep wanting to throw a coat over her until her pupal stage is finished.

\[Photo: Getty\]