Kim Kardashian
I mean. GET REAL. YOU ARE ABSURD. If I seriously called Mars and described Kim Kardashian, the martians would be like, "Shut up and stop wasting our time with prank calls."
Kim Kardashian
See? THIS is what normal people wear to go about their business. That blazer is cute and you're in JEANS and there are no panties visible and THIS IS HOW TO BE A HUMAN KIMBERLY.
KIM AND KANYE
And then she put the blazer WITH the dress and IT RUINED THE BLAZER. Or in GFY Kanye's words, "DON'T LOOK AT ME. SHE HAS HER OWN MIND. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M WALKING BEHIND? I TOLD HER SHE'D FIND THAT OUTFIT UNKIND TO THE BLAZER AND HER HIND AND MS. ANNA WINTOUR'S MIND. I WISH SHE HAD SAID 'THIS DRESS IS DECLINED' BUT SHE'S NOT THAT REFINED AND CHANGING HER IS A GRIND AND I'M NOT SO INCLINED , SO I DON'T REPRIMAND 'CAUSE. HOW DO YOU KEEP A WAVE UPON THE SAND? HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE KARDASHIA? HOW DO YOU HOLD A MOONBEAM IN YOUR HAND? IT'S NOT ACTUALLY THAT HARD. I'VE DONE IT, BUT YOU NEED A REALLY GOOD GLOVE AND SOMETIMES A MAN CAN'T FIND ONE."
Anna Wintour
I feel like Anna is trying really hard not to shiver at having to walk over her own dead body for all this. At least SHE looks great.