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# Gabrielle Union's Dress Is Not Falling Off... Yet?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gabrielle-unions-dress-is-not-falling-off-yet-05-2018/
- Published: 2018-05-04T19:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2018-05-04T06:50:06.000Z
- Description: But she made me look twice.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

I hope Gabrielle doesn't enjoy herself at this party too much. Not because I wish her ill, but because if she attempts to move any of her muscles in anything approximating joy or glee, she is going to spring a bodice leak, and I'm not convinced her nipples are on the guest list at this party.

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