
This outfit is some tasty drama. She looks expensively wacky in that cape, with the horse AND the poncho sleeves and all the rest of it. But the glasses. THE GLASSES. They look like the ones I put in the beans' stocking two years ago, which are a straw, so the liquid you're drinking travels all around your face before it ends up in your mouth. These make sense to me IF she is using them to consume orange Gatorade.

I'm going to assume the blazer is only there because it was too cold to wear only the dress. However, I'm not sure why she wanted to wear the dress in the first place; it's like a bathing suit with a cabana curtain over it.

I assume she made her vest out of a quilted Chanel bag. But... can anyone tell what the story is with her skirt? It looks like there's an extra fold of fabric so that you could actually sit a small child in it and walk them around. It'd be like baby-wearing, except for, like, eight-year olds. Which would be murder on a lady's spine.
