Gabrielle Union's Latest

In Naeem Khan

NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 09: Actress Gabrielle Union attends the Being Mary Jane premiere, screening, and party on January 9, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Bennett Raglin/Getty Images for BET)

Naeem is the best. I still think that, were I famous, he'd be my first stop. Just to see what he's got. All this is missing is some makeup that isn't bummed out about itself.

In Thakoon

52274118 Sleepless Premiere held at The Regal Cinemas in Los Angeles, California on 1/5/17. Sleepless Premiere held at The Regal Cinemas in Los Angeles, California on 1/5/17. Gabrielle Union FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Yep, skin bibs ARE happening -- although I don't honestly mind, when done right, as I think this one is. Everything else is very sedate, up to and including the blousey sleeves.

52280140 Actress Gabrielle Union is spotted stepping out in New York City, New York on January 11, 2017. Union stopped to pose for the cameras before catching her ride. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I am wickedly not into those pants. But also: Can she and Naomie Harris play sisters in something? Can you IMAGINE that press tour. We would be leaking outfits.

In Dion Lee

52279838 Actress Gabrielle Union was seen wearing a multi-colored fur coat while leaving 'The View' in New York City, New York on January 10, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I have never wanted to wear anything more in my life. It would be like being cuddled by a Muppet. But you need to know that the actual presented version was worn with FURRY FAKE BIRKENSTOCKS that hurt just about every feeling I have. I was never on board with Birks as a fashion item anyway, but giving them hair does not help.