
I mean. A headlace (what else could I call that?!?) and coveralls made to look like she is a bird? Here's the thing: SWINTON is no longer as divinely wacky as she once was, but there's still time. She could reclaim it. She could claim THIS.



It's sort of a shame that the Met Gala is only the usual suspects. It'd be neat if lesser-known couturiers got to go. Maybe they COULD and they just don't, but I assume it's either prohibitively expensive or else Anna just only lets in certain names. Imagine the perosn who can make THIS headpiece being set loose on a Met theme, though.

I MEAN.

This headlace turns INTO a necklace. This is such a fun and colorful slide.

That pleated summer maxi under there is lovely.


"My child, the King is dead. We must away. Your head is on the chopping block."

"Okay but I THINK they're gonna see me if try to escape in this?"

"HOW ABOUT THIS? You're just a bonnet with legs."

"We have GOT to work on our subtle escapes."

Okay, back to my Met comment -- there is definite workmaship here that could be on cool display.

"I shall RUIN YOU. Just FYI."

"Oooh, I'm totally rending my garment in fear... Ok, actually I kind of did."

This one model wears three looks in this short show. How did she change so fast?!? They must've had a ton of helpers.


I legitimately like this and want to see it on Millie Bobby Brown.




