Gatsby on Broadway

Eva Noblezada, Jeremy Jordan

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 25: (L-R) Eva Noblezada and Jeremy Jordan attend "The Great Gatsby" Broadway Opening Night at Broadway Theatre on April 25, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

These two are, as you can presume, Daisy and Jay. I love her top hat, and am bored of the bra; this could have dazzled, and been more on-point, if was one of those tops that's made of a ton of metallic strands. There are more fun ways to be slinky! Jeremy looks fine. And is NOT, by the way, the same Jeremy Jordan as "Jeremy Jordan, ALL RIGHT," from the end credits of that one season of 90210. UNFORTUNATELY. He is at least from Smash.

Reeve Carney, Eva Noblezada

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 25: (L-R) Reeve Carney and Eva Noblezada attend "The Great Gatsby" Broadway Opening Night at Broadway Theatre on April 25, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

Eva is dating Reeve, whom you might remember from Spider Man: Turn Off The Dark and Hadestown. There is, I believe, some messy overlap in her marriage to someone else and her relationship with Reeve. I love Broadway tea.

John Zdrojeski, Sara Chase, Samantha Pauly, Jeremy Jordan, Eva Noblezada, Noah J. Ricketts, Eric Anderson, and Paul Whitty

Here is the whole gang! Everyone is dressed to the nines, and then Paul Whitty, bless him, is like, "Guys we have to go on-stage in a sec?? I'm keeping it comfy."

Samantha Pauly, Noah J. Ricketts

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 25: (L-R) Samantha Pauly and Noah J. Ricketts attend "The Great Gatsby" Broadway Opening Night at Broadway Theatre on April 25, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

Here's a closer look at the dress on Samantha, who plays Jordan Baker. From what I can tell, it's a nice use of sheers -- you can tell it IS sheer, but it's using that effect to its advantage rather than just being like TA DA, A CROTCH!

Monique Coleman

I like so much of this -- and its deco tie-in -- except for the way the top looks like her boobs burst through it.

Ryah Nixon

This dress is cute, and I can't be mad at a book purse.

Jessica Lowndes

Did I manifest her, by discussing the original 90210? (She was in the spinoff.) I like the sparkly dress. Naturally.

Bridget Moynahan

For some reason this feels like Bridget doing Jenna Lyons, even though it's not exact. There's a vibe. Let's put HER on RHONY.

Justin Guarini

I am so pleased to see Guarini out and about! He and Kelly should get together on her show once a month and do a Kellyoke duet as a throwback to how they got started together. These types of suggestions are why I don't work in production, but it WOULD be fun. We don't have to involve Brian Dunkleman or anything. I'm not THAT extreme.

Ben Vereen, Carol Alt

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 25: (L-R) Ben Vereen and Carol Alt attend "The Great Gatsby" Broadway Opening Night at Broadway Theatre on April 25, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

Ben matched his sneaks to his shirt at The Wiz, and he did it again here. What a king. Carol looks unchanged.

Jelani Alladin

I don't know about the hem of the pants, but the rest of this seems pretty solid.

Adrienne Waren

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 25: Adrienne Warren attends "The Great Gatsby" Broadway Opening Night at Broadway Theatre on April 25, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

This dress may not have any interest in staying put.