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# Gemma Chan Tests The "She Could Wear Any Old Sack" Theory
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gemma-chan-tests-the-she-could-wear-any-old-sack-theory-03-2025/
- Published: 2025-03-11T18:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2025-03-11T04:11:38.000Z
- Description: But WHY.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

Gemma might live to regret that strange cropped jacket. Because it's bad, yes, but also because if she had JUST worn a regular-length coat, we wouldn't even have known we had to BE confused about the dress underneath it. What a mess. She is a divine human specimen; HOW is this the best anyone can come up with to celebrate that? It's a dirge in dress form.

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