Jennifer Hudson

The pattern on this dress is nearly impossible to pull off without looking like you're wearing a test pattern, but somehow she manages to look GREAT.

Jennifer Hudson

And this dress -- which is leather, I believe -- is insanely cute, while still being a little funky.

Jordin Sparks

Jordin Sparks is so cute. This dress got mixed reviews, but I think it's sort of fun and sassy (you know how I feel about sparkles). I'm not crazy about her shoes, but she may have a change in her bag, so let's give the kid the benefit of the doubt.

Jordin Sparks

Erm. Hmm. Huh. Yeah. Okay. Let's just look at the next one.

KELLY

KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY I LOVE YOU. Thank GOD you're not wearing a skirt of ties. In fact, you look adorable. I give all credit to Reba.

Generally Well Played, American Idol Alums

Do you ever find yourself staring out your bedroom window and wondering, "gee, I hope that some of the women who were on American Idol who didn't end up in Fug Madness are doing okay. I wonder what they're wearing." GOOD NEWS. I can tell you what three of them have worn out and about lately. [Photos: Getty and Splash]