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George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin in custom Stella McCartney

These two are off to their civil ceremony, so now it's all REALLY official. I love her from the waist up and I mostly also love her from the waist down although I think the pants are a breath too long -- I mean, look. It's Stella. She was NEVER going to be able to resist doing that. She just wasn't. And with that: NITS OFFICIALLY PICKED.

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin in custom Stella McCartney

"Presenting...MY WIFE."

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin in custom Stella McCartney

It's worth noting that George has looked MAJORLY dapper all weekend. Everyone brought their A Game to this thing. Not that I thought he'd shuffle out for this one in board shorts and an old ER Season 3 promotional tee shirt, but you know. It's nice to see people Dressing For The Occasion, for real.

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin in custom Stella McCartney

Is it possible that her head is slightly too big for that hat? It seems one moment away from popping off her head, here. (I feel her, if so. I have a large head myself. Hats must be carefully chosen so as not to squeeze my brains out.) But it may just be this angle. Additionally, expect Clooney to get a very lucrative gig shilling sunglasses in the next six weeks or so.

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin in custom Stella McCartney

We're back to Maximum Hat Glamour here. The water taxi helps.

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin

Very appropriate. Now, go off to your honeymoon, kids. Mazel tov!

Well Played, George and Amal's Civil Ceremony
Well, now we know what was in that hat box. [Photos: AKM/GSI]  

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