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# Germanly Played, Robert Downey Jr.
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/germanly-played-robert-downey-jr-04-2013/
- Published: 2013-04-12T16:33:14.000Z
- Updated: 2013-04-13T16:49:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, Photos, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

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GWYNETH: Good day, Robert.

RDJ: *Guten Tag*, Lady Paltrow. Fine day for it. Fine, fine day.

GWYNETH: For what?

RDJ: For wearing my manty-hosen, Queen G.

GWYNETH: Manty-hosen?

RDJ: It's what I call my lederhosen. My German garb. We're in Munich, after all. I thought I'd dress the part. Why no dirndl, Duchess GOOPsalot?

GWYNETH: Robert, I can't be seen engaging in hijinks. I have a *cookbook* now. Two, actually. I'm a *mogul*.

RDJ: Tell me, O Bride of GOOPenstein, does one of the recipes call for a pinch from a Pepper Potts?

GWYNETH: Very funny, Robert. You're like the spirit of Richard Simmons in the body of a movie star Eagle Scout.

RDJ: That is the HIGHEST compliment, GOOP Beverly Hills.

\[Photo: Getty\]