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# Germany, Get Ready For DIE NACKTE KANNON!!!!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/germany-get-ready-for-die-nackte-kannon-07-2025/
- Published: 2025-07-25T17:00:44.000Z
- Updated: 2025-07-25T00:08:37.000Z
- Description: I love other languages.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29, Liam Neeson

I love how dramatic movie titles sound in other languages, although I REALLY love it when it's not a direct translation. This one seems pretty close and might be how I refer to the movie forever. *DIE NACKTE KANNON* has a real ring to it and also if I were Nick Cannon I'd get it tattooed somewhere. Anyway, I don't actually think anything is going on between Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson, but that they're more than happy to let people *think* there might be, so some of the press tour pics look a bit like Mom and Dad taking a photo at the school silent auction.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2226788960-1753400126.jpg ""The Naked Gun" - German Premiere Photocall")

Or, Mom and Dad posing for the photographer at your rehearsal dinner. It's a nice vibe for them. Pam Anderson has dated AND married her share of toxic men, and [had a maybe-romantic fixation on Julian Assange?!?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela%5FAnderson?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#Personal%5Flife) I don't know quite what to make of Liam Neeson -- his [social views section on Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam%5FNeeson?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#Social%5Fviews) ends with a racist story from 40 years ago that he famously told in 2019 to the horror of many, and I hope his assertions that he sought help and does not associate with that mindset anymore are true. If she's gonna date, it needs to be a GOOD egg this time, please.

###### \[Photos: Sebastian Reuter/Getty Images\]