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# Get Those Nipples Summer-Ready, Everyone!!!!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/get-those-nipples-summer-ready-everyone-06-2022/
- Published: 2022-06-10T19:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2022-06-09T23:35:13.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

This is Spanish actor-comedian-general hyphenate Paco Leon, attending a Carolina Herrera eyewear event, and trying to give his pecs 20/20 vision of the festivities. The nipple slits were... a surprise. I only really want to hear "The Nipple Slits" as an opening band for, say, Hole, on a summer grunge nostalgia tour. He looks like Inigo Montoya flicked his sword at him, although it's possible his inspiration was a bit newer:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/06/mean-girls-rachel-mc-adams-1654817502.gif "mean-girls-rachel-mc-adams-1654817502")

At least Regina has a bra on; I hope Paco put some SPF on those things if he intends to Free the Nipple this summer. Personally, I'm not going to worry about getting mine summer-ready. They're very shy and I like it that way.

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