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Ke$ha

Super pleasant, righ? Yeah, so her hair might be too bleached, and she could use some root touch-ups, but I will give her both of those things in exchange for not looking like she was scraped off the shoe of a Coachella attendee.

Ke$ha

The jumpsuit itself is... well, it needs hemming, for one thing. I don't know why it's okay for dresses to hit the floor but not for pants, but I can't get over when someone is in trousers that gobble up their feet. It's just a weirder illusion. Speaking of illusion.... as in the netting variety...

Ke$ha

... even with my jumpsuit issues, I might have clapped over this whole thing, if not for the ridiculousness of the cutouts. She'd better have a doctor's note that her boobs have Seasonal Affective Disorder and need the sun-streaming panels -- and I will not accept Dr. Nick Riviera as her MD, nor Dr. Feelgood, nor the song "Doctor, Doctor" by the Thompson Twins.

Getting Fugging Closer: Ke$ha
Her hair looks normal! Her face -- when she doesn't crack her lips to show off the gold tooth, which is absurd -- looks clean and sane and cute! KE$HA APPEARS TO BE BATHING! [Photos: Getty]

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