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# Gfugls
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gfugls-10-2013/
- Published: 2013-10-31T21:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2013-10-31T05:28:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

I'm sure people will think I'm being too nitpicky here, but it's Halloween, I have a Princess Leiarrrrrrrr costume to put together (the beans are going as a stormtrooper and a pirate, respectively, so Princess Leiarrrrrr is my attempt at connective tissue), my allergies are acting up, and I heard a rumor about a coming global wine shortage. I am in no mood for baloney today.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/186339052.xml "Allison Williams")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=950261&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This entire outfit looks like it was thrown at her by her grandmother. The coat has potential, but I hate its proportions with the outfit underneath it; I want something crisp and stylish, and TAILORED, under there. I also hate her slacks, and indeed slacks as a concept. When they're slacks, and not pants, I feel like it's because there is no style to them except those sharp-as-a-dagger ironed pleats straight down the front. Even when I was a kid, and somebody suggested putting on a pair of slacks, I would shrivel up inside (whereas if someone has just said "pants" I would've been fine -- weird reaction to have, but then, nobody ever said I wasn't weird). And then she's got those shoes...Granted, she's at the Marie Claire Power Women Lunch, but she looks like she's in costume as a power woman from 1998 who just got promoted at Gap Corporate. You're young, you're fun, you're the girl on *Girls* everyone seems to want to dress the most. Is this it? Is it? *Is this all there is?* I am having an existential crisis on behalf of her wardrobe. And now if you'll excuse me, I need to locate an eyepatch that will fit around enormous hair buns.

\[Photo: Getty\]