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Jennifer Garner in Rachel Roy

27/4/2009 - Hollywood - Jennifer Garner at the World Premiere of "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past" held at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, United States. Christian Jentz/Gamma/Gamma Rapho. (Photo by Christian JENTZ/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

She looks really reasonable here but the star is the jewelry, of course. (She also had a three-month old baby at home at this point.)

Emma Stone in Miu Miu

27/4/2009 - Hollywood - Emma Stone at the World Premiere of "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past" held at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, United States. Christian Jentz/Gamma/Gamma Rapho. (Photo by Christian JENTZ/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

I look forward to one day reading an oral history of the aughts love of Statement Necklaces. (Shout-out to the folks in the background hanging out of their car to try to figure out what premiere is happening at the Chinese theatre.)

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past" at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre on April 27, 2009 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

Matthew McConaughey looks essentially timeless; Camila Alves looks, let's be frank, fantastic.

Camila Alves

Model Camila Alves arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" at Grauman's Chinese Theater on April 27, 2009 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)

See? DISHY. (I do not have a credit for it, unfortunately.)

Michael Douglas

Michael Douglas arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past" at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre on April 27, 2009 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

Michael Douglas looks like the kind of man who never runs out of cigars at home. Not EVER.

Bai Ling

April 27, 2009 Hollywood, Ca.; Bai Ling; "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" World Premiere; Held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

This is so whimsical and also modest on Bai Ling, for whom the latter generally wasn't a huge concern. It's fun! BRING BACK FUN.

Christa B Allen

April 27, 2009 Hollywood, Ca.; Christa B. Allen; "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" World Premiere; Held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

This was before she winded up on REVENGE and -- fun fact -- this was the second film in which she played Young Jennifer Garner. (The other is, of course, 13 Going On 30.) That is quite a niche! This look says, "PLEASE cast me on Gossip Girl!"

Noa Tishby

April 27, 2009 Hollywood, Ca.; Noa Tishby; "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" World Premiere; Held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

What was I saying about statement necklaces?

Rachel Boston

April 27, 2009 Hollywood, Ca.; Rachel Boston; "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" World Premiere; Held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

Grey is always an intriguing choice for a formal dress, to me. I get it, but I don't know if I GET IT. (She does, in fairness, look good in this.)

Vail Bloom

April 27, 2009 Hollywood, Ca.; Vail Bloom; "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" World Premiere; Held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/FilmMagic)

Yes, this was the Fug Nation Official Cocktail Dress of 2009, that's correct.

Debby Ryan

Debby Ryan arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past" at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre on April 27, 2009 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

"Yes, I'm here for the 2009 Satin Dress Enthusiasts Convention? I should be on the list?"

Marisa Miller in (surely) Herve Leger

27/4/2009 - Hollywood - Marisa Miller at the World Premiere of "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past" held at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, United States. Christian Jentz/Gamma/Gamma Rapho. (Photo by Christian JENTZ/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

"And I'M here for the 2009 Bandage Dress Aficionados Conference. Where would that be?"

Noureen DeWulf

Noureen DeWulf arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past" at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre on April 27, 2009 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

"Yes, I'm also going to that one."

Garcelle Beauvais in Black Halo

Garcelle Beauvais arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past" at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre on April 27, 2009 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

I'd like to get a count of how many folks owned this, or a version of it, in 2009. I am one of them!

Camille Guaty

Actress Camille Guaty arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" at Grauman's Chinese Theater on April 27, 2009 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)

But this is legitimately pretty delightful, even now.

Anne Archer

27/4/2009 - Hollywood - Anne Archer at the World Premiere of "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past" held at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, United States. Christian Jentz/Gamma/Gamma Rapho. (Photo by Christian JENTZ/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

This dress is likewise pretty timeless; the shoes are, of course, from the Kate Middleton Patent Leather Sledge Collection, which was VERY happening at this period of time.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Was A Movie I Kinda Forgot About; Let's Revisit Its 2009 Premiere
I'm really into premieres of the aughts right now.

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