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Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

I don't know what to make of this, other than that I could see Zoe Saldana in it. There's a nightie quality to it.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

This feels solidly like Olivia Munn, WITH the boots.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Millie Bobby Brown.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

I suppose we needed a short-sleeve version of the first one...?

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

I feel like Kerry Washington has never met a twee embellishment she didn't at least CONSIDER.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Oh, and a short-skirted version of that other dress, too. Well, give a girl some options, I guess.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Sally Hawkins only wears Dior, but this seems like it would appeal to her.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Hmm. Anna Kendrick?

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

The Grammys are coming up. Camila Cabello or Ariana Grande, maybe?

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Maybe a surprise visit from Zosia Mamet here?

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Allison Williams.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Katy Perry

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

I just want to say "Ri-HANNNNN-naaaaaa!" for all the fluffy ones, like I'm Oprah.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Julianne Moore doesn't really wear this line, either, but she would give that a second look.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

That could be VERY cute on Elle Fanning.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

RiHAAAAAAAnnaaaaaaa -- although, honestly, couldn't you see Katy Perry turning up in this with her bleached pixie and some crazy 80s makeup?

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

That dress underneath did not need this sports bra!

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

I mean, I'm not putting it past Amal Clooney. But it would be better at Cannes on a teenager, although I am pretty sure we're all rooting for Meghan Markle to wear it down the aisle JUST for the pearl-clutching aspect.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Diane Kruger

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Ri-HAAAAAAANNN-naaaa. (You are going to get sick of that.)

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Well, the blouse PROBABLY won't get worn with hotpants. Maybe... just for giggles, let's put it on Busy Philipps under some overalls.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

I am JUST so concerned this will pop up at Cannes as well. 

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Chloe Sevigny!

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Storm Reid.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Hmm. Olivia Munn again? She LOVES stuff that's too short on her.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Jane Fonda, because WHY NOT.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

You know what to do.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

OMG HER LEGS HAVE A MANE. Obviously this has Meryl Streep written all over it.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Kendall Jenner, step right up.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Mandy Moore JUST basically wore this silhouette or I might have said her. How about Naomie Harris?

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Let's say... Olivia Wilde.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Odeya Rush? She's generally Dior too, though.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Kidman.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Ava DuVernay would look SO GOOD in that color.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Dove Cameron.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Billie Lourd, because it's so Leia.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Yara Shahidi.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Jessica Biel.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Viola Davis.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Andrea Riseborough, baby.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

I could see that on Allison Williams also.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Nipple hankies are obviously the exclusive purview of Barbra Streisand.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Oh that is so marvelous. I'd love to see it on Mindy Kaling for her triumphant return to the red carpet post-baby, or... Chastain? Is that color too strong for her?

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Insert any model name here.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Kerry Washington again, maybe.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Kristen Bell.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Oh, go for it, Kidman, just for fun.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

This reminds me of Liesl running in the gazebo, but less pink.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

You MIGHT think I'm going to say Rihanna, but I'm flipping to Gaga instead.

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

But not here: Ri-HAAAANNNN-naaaa!

Giambattista Valli Spring 2018 Couture

IRIS VAN HERPEN Haute couture summer 2018

Riri, come out to play.

Giambattista Valli Has Provided Many Fanciful Dresses for Awards Season
Let's go shopping.

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