> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/giambattista-valli-haute-couture-fallwinter-2016-2017/ - Published: 2017-01-26T02:00:02.000Z - Updated: 2017-01-26T02:00:02.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49 ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-1-1485370636.jpg) Allow me ton note that I think this show started out poorly and improved once it just embraced being totally wacktacular. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-2-1485370651.jpg) Like, I just can't sign off on looks that intentionally appear as if you've just taken them out of a plastic bag and unfolded it. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-3-1485370665.jpg) NO ONE will look good in this. Cate Blanchett might try, and it still will deflate her, I suspect. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-4-1485370679.jpg) I feel like...maybe for a photocall, but only if your stylist is like, "yeah, we're gonna steam this." ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-5-1485370693.jpg) This could work on Michelle Williams. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-6-1485370707.jpg) Ugh. No, thank you. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-7-1485370721.jpg) But this is lovely -- in, obviously, a kinda crazy way. It reminds me of some of the patterns Naomie Harris has worn this past year, and she could work this. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-8-1485370735.jpg) Okay, but let's talk about that necklace. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-9-1485370748.jpg) Please god, let Kate Middleton lose the plot and weat this to something. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-10-1485370763.jpg) This one is going to be hard to pull off. VERY high degree of difficulty. Like...Naomi Campbell, the end. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-11-1485370778.jpg) Ergh. Maybe....Zendaya could make this work? ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-12-1485370792.jpg) This section of the show...has....issues. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-13-1485370810.jpg) Oh! This will work for someone's photo call! Emma Stone! ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-14-1485370824.jpg) I hope Princess Anne goes for this one. WHY NOT. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-15-1485370849.jpg) This is for your wedding, if your theme is "Wow, The Bride Has LOST IT." ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-16-1485370862.jpg) "And she hates her bridesmaids." ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-17-1485370878.jpg) I don't care for a high-low hem, but someone could make this work. Someone young. Yara Shahidi? ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-18-1485370893.jpg) When your 80s Laura Ashley dress gets caught in your Laura Ashley sheets. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-19-1485370906.jpg) This...is a lot of look. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-20-1485370921.jpg) Rihanna often goes for Giambattista Valli, and she'd look very very pretty in this color -- and had the charisma to make this work. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-21-1485370934.jpg) That is SHORT, y'all. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-22-1485370947.jpg) ALL of these are straight out of *Bonfire of the Vanities.* ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-23-1485370961.jpg) Ah, yes. Here you are, Felicity Jones. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-24-1485370974.jpg) This could work on Selena Gomez. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-25-1485370989.jpg) I love that little bed jacket. Let's pass this one to Kiera Knightley. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-26-1485371004.jpg) I hope SOMEONE wears this. Mostly so I can make fun of it. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-27-1485371020.jpg) I feel like this is what a lot of women are going to turn to, once they've worked through all the Gucci dresses from last season. So...Nicole Kidman. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-28-1485371033.jpg) I mean...no. Not for real life. For the cover of *Tatler?* We'll talk. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-29-1485371047.jpg) If I stare at the vortex on her bodice, will I be drawn into another, and hopefully better, dimension? ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-30-1485371061.jpg) This is elegant, though. Lupita would look good in this, potentially. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-31-1485371077.jpg) I hope Taylor Swift decides she needs a whole re-do and pops up in this thing at some point. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-32-1485371092.jpg) No one can truly wear a ruff. Other than Queen Elizabeth I. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-33-1485371105.jpg) Oooh, but this is kind of great. I want to see it on Naomie Harris. (I literally spent my entire shower this morning blissfully imagining how pretty Naomie is going to look this awards season.) ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-34-1485371120.jpg) This color is bold; Naomi Watts wore it once, very well. Maybe she will again! ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-35-1485371133.jpg) I actually love this pattern. I just...you know. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-36-1485371147.jpg) This makes me want to dive off a pier into a pool of hot lava. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-37-1485371161.jpg) All of these look like something your heroine in a 1970s horror film would wear to fall off a roof. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-38-1485371174.jpg) Sigh. Take, J Lo. Just take it and go. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-39-1485371188.jpg) I feel like even Olivia Palermo back there has a look on her face like," I don't know..." ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-40-1485371202.jpg) Again, I need to talk about the emerald. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-41-1485371216.jpg) I'd love to see Daisy Ridley try something huge and princess-y like this. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-42-1485371230.jpg) This is for when Marmee comes back from the dead. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-43-1485371242.jpg) And THIS is what we came for! GIANT POOFY FOOFY GOWNS. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-44-1485371257.jpg) This is pretty. Hailee Steinfeld, maybe, if she ever goes back to acting. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-45-1485371271.jpg) This skirt makes it look like she's rising out of a bubble bath. ## Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 ![Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/01/GIAMBATTISTA-VALLI-HAUTE-COUTURE-12-LOOK-46-1485371285.jpg) Oh, wait. No. THIS is the one I want Rihanna to wear. PLEASE, RIHANNA. I have to little to look foward to! GIVE ME THIS. [Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017This starts off terrible and then turns FOOFY AS HELL.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/01/giambattistav-1485396475.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/giambattista-valli-haute-couture-fallwinter-2016-2017-01-2017/)