Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Allow me ton note that I think this show started out poorly and improved once it just embraced being totally wacktacular.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Like, I just can't sign off on looks that intentionally appear as if you've just taken them out of a plastic bag and unfolded it.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
NO ONE will look good in this. Cate Blanchett might try, and it still will deflate her, I suspect.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I feel like...maybe for a photocall, but only if your stylist is like, "yeah, we're gonna steam this."
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This could work on Michelle Williams.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Ugh. No, thank you.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
But this is lovely -- in, obviously, a kinda crazy way. It reminds me of some of the patterns Naomie Harris has worn this past year, and she could work this.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Okay, but let's talk about that necklace.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Please god, let Kate Middleton lose the plot and weat this to something.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This one is going to be hard to pull off. VERY high degree of difficulty. Like...Naomi Campbell, the end.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Ergh. Maybe....Zendaya could make this work?
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This section of the show...has....issues.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Oh! This will work for someone's photo call! Emma Stone!
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I hope Princess Anne goes for this one. WHY NOT.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This is for your wedding, if your theme is "Wow, The Bride Has LOST IT."
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
"And she hates her bridesmaids."
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I don't care for a high-low hem, but someone could make this work. Someone young. Yara Shahidi?
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
When your 80s Laura Ashley dress gets caught in your Laura Ashley sheets.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This...is a lot of look.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Rihanna often goes for Giambattista Valli, and she'd look very very pretty in this color -- and had the charisma to make this work.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
That is SHORT, y'all.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
ALL of these are straight out of Bonfire of the Vanities.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Ah, yes. Here you are, Felicity Jones.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This could work on Selena Gomez.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I love that little bed jacket. Let's pass this one to Kiera Knightley.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I hope SOMEONE wears this. Mostly so I can make fun of it.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I feel like this is what a lot of women are going to turn to, once they've worked through all the Gucci dresses from last season. So...Nicole Kidman.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I mean...no. Not for real life. For the cover of Tatler? We'll talk.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
If I stare at the vortex on her bodice, will I be drawn into another, and hopefully better, dimension?
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This is elegant, though. Lupita would look good in this, potentially.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I hope Taylor Swift decides she needs a whole re-do and pops up in this thing at some point.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
No one can truly wear a ruff. Other than Queen Elizabeth I.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Oooh, but this is kind of great. I want to see it on Naomie Harris. (I literally spent my entire shower this morning blissfully imagining how pretty Naomie is going to look this awards season.)
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This color is bold; Naomi Watts wore it once, very well. Maybe she will again!
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I actually love this pattern. I just...you know.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This makes me want to dive off a pier into a pool of hot lava.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
All of these look like something your heroine in a 1970s horror film would wear to fall off a roof.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Sigh. Take, J Lo. Just take it and go.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I feel like even Olivia Palermo back there has a look on her face like," I don't know..."
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Again, I need to talk about the emerald.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
I'd love to see Daisy Ridley try something huge and princess-y like this.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This is for when Marmee comes back from the dead.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
And THIS is what we came for! GIANT POOFY FOOFY GOWNS.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This is pretty. Hailee Steinfeld, maybe, if she ever goes back to acting.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
This skirt makes it look like she's rising out of a bubble bath.
Giambattista Valli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017
Oh, wait. No. THIS is the one I want Rihanna to wear. PLEASE, RIHANNA. I have to little to look foward to! GIVE ME THIS.
