Gigi Hadid's Birthday Party

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Mandatory Credit: Photo by J Mayer/Shutterstock (12908954a) Gigi Hadid Gigi Hadid 27th Birthday Party Celebration, Arrivals, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2022

Seriously, imagine a top hat with a little veil. It's almost not OTT ENOUGH without it.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by J Mayer/Shutterstock (12908954j) Gigi Hadid Gigi Hadid 27th Birthday Party Celebration, Arrivals, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2022

I cannot imagine wanting to eat, drink, OR be merry in this, but Gigi Hadid and I have never been birds of a feather and it's her birthday. But I will say that this strikes me as something Kourtney Kardashian will wish she'd worn for her wedding to Travis Barker.

Bella Hadid

Ehhh. It started out okay, and then the skirt that intentionally doesn't cover her mesh shorts really lost me.

Emily Ratajkowski

This is both confusing and... cute? Perhaps I am confused that she looks cute. Let's give those shoes the heave, though.

Helena Christensen, Antoni Porowski, Martha Hunt

Mandatory Credit: Photo by J Mayer/Shutterstock (12908954ad) Helena Christensen, Martha Hunt Gigi Hadid 27th Birthday Party Celebration, Arrivals, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2022

These two look so low key. Also, People referred to Antoni as "model," which made me laugh and also is MAYBE a more accurate description of his role in the Fab Five than... whatever his real title is.

Blake Lively

Yep, gotta clutch that clutch VERY specifically, pal. Otherwise, this is evoking some '90s supermodel realness that kind of works for her.