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Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 25: Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid are seen attending her 30th Birthday at Le Chalet in Midtown on April 25, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

Gigi is wearing what I feel like Tyra said was the ideal model blank-slate uniform for go-sees and such: SImple white tank, pants, heels. She looks nice, and Bradley looks like he just spent three days at the NFL Draft screaming things about the Eagles and dumping beer onto his head.

Bella Hadid

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Bella Hadid is seen arriving at Gigi Hadid's Birthday Party on April 25, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

Somebody please help me understand. Is she wearing a dress that she pulled up over her shapewear and then knotted? Or... is she... and why is she showing off the crotch-wedgie?

Anok Yai

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 25: Anok Yai seen attending Gigi Hadid's 30th Birthday at Le Chalet in Midtown on April 25, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

THESE ARE NOT CLOTHES! WORDS HAVE MEANING!

Leah McCarthy and Will Arnett

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Leah McCarthy and Will Arnett are seen arriving at Gigi Hadid's Birthday Party on April 25, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

At first I thought these two were dating, but I think they just arrived at the same time? Maybe? She's an influencer who is going full Boobs Legsly here, and he, of course, is a struggling magician.

Martha Hunt

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 25: Martha Hunt is seen arriving at Gigi Hadid's Birthday Party on April 25, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

Oh lord, this dress. It looks like a flesh tongue.

Anne Hathaway, Adam Shulman

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 25: Anne Hathaway and Adam Shulman are seen attending Gigi Hadid's 30th birthday at Le Chalet in Midtown on April 25, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

Maybe the dress code WAS tiny and/or tight, and Anne is like, "I did it, and I'm also leaving on the coat."

The Dress Code at Gigi Hadid's Birthday Bash Is... Unclear
Happy 30th, Gigi.

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