
Oh, Lena. The skirt had potential, but not with a t-shirt from the 90s and a cardigan from Babies R Us. Also, look at her shoes. Specifically, the foot on the right: See where her toes are? See how they seem like the shoe doesn't fit? Do we think those straps are supposed to wrap around her ankles, but she wrapped them around the shoe ITSELF instead to keep it from falling off completely because it's the wrong size?

Also I think those might be like $7 drugstore hair extensions. Which would be fine if she didn't also look like she got a $7 drugstore makeover. I can't remember how old I was when this happened, but one year in either sixth or seventh grade, my class did an overnight field trip and the hotel we were in was super dark (this was England in the '80s; it was also real tiny). All the girls of course put on makeup, but the lighting was so bad that we just kept piling it on, and by the time we left for dinner I think we all looked like extras in a music video about teen prostitutes. This really reminds me of that time.

This whole thing really works. Even the slightly witchy shoes.

I don't hate that loud blouse, y'all. I might either cut off the long sleeves or lose the tie, just so it's at volume 8 rather than volume 12. The pants... Zosia is pulling this off, and it's so much more polished than she was when they first started out, but with the slight balloon and then the button cuffs they're like high-fashion aviator pants.

This is ... super normal and nice on her. But is it just me, or did she double down on the bronzer the way Lena overdid her eyes? Maybe it's just the combination of that and the super-blonde hair that's throwing me off.

When they stand together they always look like they think they're making a poster.
