Gisele and Tom Make Out All Over The Met
Gisele is in Stella McCartney. Tom is wearing The Summer of George. They've primarily accessorized by smashing their faces together. (Seriously, there are SO MANY pics of them kissing this year; more than usual. True love springs eternal, or do they have His and Hers perfumes coming out?_
Gisele and Tom Make Out All Over The Met
In case you were wondering, Gisele's frock has an open back. She looks pretty, of course, but this is also a total ZZZZZZZZzzzzz, especially for one of the co-chairs of the event. You're one of the most famous models in the world, girl. You can carry off more than this.
Gisele and Tom Make Out All Over The Met
This is the most awkward Hand On Butt I've seen in a real, real long time. (I do love how delighted that journalist behind them is by this, however.) I've put a lot of thought into this and I think it looks so weird because generally when someone places their hand right there on the real curvature of the bum -- rather than the top of the butt -- they are, er, grabbing it a little more enthusiastically. And Tom is just, like, grazing it. So it looks weird. There. Now you have also thought about this far too long.
Gisele and Tom Make Out All Over The Met
"WHEE MY HUSBAND IS SO CUTE!" I mean, in all seriousness, I'm so happy they're so happy, even if I don't like either one of them at all. (There's a Congrats On Your Wedding card that Hallmark needs to invest in.)
Gisele and Tom Make Out All Over The Met
Here they are, leaving for the event, which gives us a MUCH better look at Gisele's cut-outs on her dress. I actually quite like this dress, to be honest. I think that detail makes it much more interesting than it might otherwise have been. Also: Is it possible that Tom Brady is the one person who DOESN'T look hotter in sunglasses? Is he the exception that proves the rule?
Gisele and her clutch bag
Until next time, Gisele!