Amy Madigan!
Well, that hat does feel ripped from a painting. Or a chef's house. Or a painting of a chef's house. Talk Elle Fanning into it!
Meryl could pull off this sharp tailoring on top, but maybe not the trousers.
The shoes are so unserious.
I could see Simone Ashley ending up with the crop top made out of... what, a leather jacket sleeve? And with a high-waisted pencil skirt.
Chloe Sevigny
Sarah Snook
Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Lena Hall
Olivia Rodrigo, but with boots or something.
Charlize
This styling is so half-assed.
Kerry Washington
Stanley Tucci
I feel like I'm staring at a fashion magazine from the 80s, or something. Or just an archival fashion show. Like, Cindy Crawford should be in this on the runway.
Naomi Watts! For a change.
Blanchett
Sure feel like we just saw this!
If even the model can't work those pants, then surely no one can.
... again, sure feel like we just saw this!
HILARIOUS. Emily Blunt for Devil Wears Prada 2.
Halle Bailey. Or Berry. Pick your Halle B.
Jodie Turner-Smith
Hunter Schafer
Oh, come on, Meryl, you know you want to.
Oh, come on Meryl, you know you want to.
Oh, come on Tucci, you know you want to.
Kendall Jenner
Sandra Huller has wacky taste, let's see that.
Greta Lee
It's the Cone of Shame, but in dress form.
These boots are HIIIIIIIIDEOUS. Or are they bootaloons? Gwen Christie could pull off the coat, I think, but spare her the footwear.
Just say no to whatever they are!
They MUST be stopped!
I can't even focus on this cute coat that Amanda Seyfried should own.
Do not even let Zoe Kravitz see this.
SWINTON
I think Kaia Gerber already wore this, so let's not worry about it again.
Rooney Mara
Quinta Brunson
No one, unless they're at the VMAs, and maybe not even then.
Jayme Lawson
Juliette Binoche
At least these have flowers, and look less like oppressive leg tubes.
It will not be breaking news if anyone wears this.
SURELY this one is for Cannes, right? Call Aishwarya Rai.
Zzzzzzz
Sandra Huller is going to Cannes! She's gotten TWO things nowtoday.
Jenna Ortega wore a version of this to the Emmys, and Burton intentionally reprised it.
Those shoes make everything so SILLY.
Sophie Thatcher from Yellowjackets has a big Cannes movie this year, and this would be a departure for her. Imagine it with all her usual eyeliner and punky hair.
Kirsten Dunst
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Anne Hathaway tends to be a Valentino girl in big moments, but this would be intriguing for one of her 172 movies this year.
BORING
Kristen Stewart is ALSO slated to be at Cannes, and we would NEVER expect this, so she should do it.