Chloe Grace Moretz
That is a LOT of candy-coated makeup with a candy-coated dress. She sort of looks like a Barbie version of herself. And MAYBE a Barbie who is dating a clown.
Britney Spears
"Y'all, I lit'rally cannot take my seat unless it is a toilet."
Halle Berry in Adeam
Well, Halle, I don't love that this is designed to look like it's all sliding over to your right side. But it's SUCH an improvement on your Fug Madness run that I'm going to bless it with glee.
Katie Aselton
Oh no. Oh no, no, no. Is that the waistmand of the skirt, or of the shirt? Or is it a dress? Only Blanche Devereaux and Katie Aselton know for sure, and Rue should've taken that secret to her grave (RIP, you phenomenal minx).
Jennifer Akerman
Jennifer is Malin Akerman's sister. I'm not sure why she was there, but she certainly... seized the day with gusto. She looks like a hostess at an Atari-themed gentlemen's club.
Chelsea Peretti, Stephanie Beatriz, Melissa Fumero
Let's go from left to right, I guess. Chelsea: NO GIRL. That top is pancaking you and does not actually manage to wrangle itself under your boob. Wrong size. Bad news. Stephanie: I might not have recognized you with those bangs, but otherwise, you got off the best of the lot. Melissa: Lop off the prairie hem, although honestly, I feel like it's time for a new stylist.
Rachel Bloom
This isn't as flattering as she deserves, but I appreciate the shoe efforts. Do we think she needs a bracelet with a bit of blue in it, just to tie it all together?
Gabrielle Ruiz
I am delighted Crazy Ex-Girlfriend got picked up for one more season. Gabrielle looks perfectly nice, although the ampersand pin is possibly all I will remember about it, which is too bad because a LOT of people are wearing those.
Denis O'Hare and Jon Huertas
Y'ALL. It's Miguel from This Is Us. I legit did not recognize him with the beard. He and Denis are snazzy, although I THINK the dark shirt and tie with the purpley plaid jacket is all overstyled.
Wilson Cruz
I am not sure about this silhouette AT ALL. Or, wait, let me amend: I am sure, and my certainty lies in how crazy it is. I am pretty sure Brenda Walsh wore those pants in the olden 90210 days.
Nafessa Williams
Nafessa! This is your second time on the site today. Your top really severely does not fit, and the slit is precarious, so I'm going to call it as 0-4, though this is not as bad as the other three. I still like you.
August Getty
Seriously, I have never seen a person so airbrushed and contoured. Who does he look like? It's bothering me. I've sort of settled on Resentful Cheyenne Jackson, but there might be a better choice.
Trace Lysette
Sweet friend, flash-test your gowns.
Arielle Kebbel
Remember when her sister went missing? Well, she was found after two weeks, and they've kept the details private but I'm sure they are all SUPER relieved and I hope the family is working it all out.
Keiynan Lonsdale
He's formerly of The Flash and currently of Legends of Tomorrow, and he came out this year and has been VERY sartorially playful since. Can we... write this one off to symbolism, as in, it's an homage to the restraints that he's since shed? Please?
Gus Kenworthy and Matthew Wilkas
They are a VERY handsome couple.
Adam Rippon
He looks grand, but I'm not sure I will ever think no socks is a chic look.
Justina Machado
This JUST REMINDED ME that I meant to marathon One Day at a Time. I keep forgetting to write it down, and then it's gone altogether. HEATHER. REMEMBER IT.
Kiersey Clemons
I kind of feel like Angelica Schuyler would have worn this, if her era was a tad cooler about shorts.
Wanda Sykes
The suit is slick, but I LOVE her shoes.
Betty Who
"Betty who?!?" was indeed my question. I gather she's an Australian singer who... wears lingerie made of mylar?
