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Paul Mescal

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 13: Paul Mescal attends "Gladiator II" The Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere at Leicester Square on November 13, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

I am not sure what happened here but for several hours a weird incomplete caption was on the slide?? This was SUPPOSED to say that he looks like he is wearing a collar stay that got soaked in HGH. (Human growth hormone. I know a collar stay isn’t human but “embiggening spray” seemed too… made up.) Everyone in the comment was so confused, AND RIGHTLY.

Pedro Pascal

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 13: Pedro Pascal attends "Gladiator II" The Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere at Leicester Square on November 13, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Simon Ackerman/FilmMagic)

He looks refined and elegant.

Pedro and Lux Pascal

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 13: Pedro Pascal and Lux Pascal attend the "Gladiator II" Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere at Leicester Square on November 13, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/WireImage)

Pedro brought his sister, who brought her pubis. That is one perilous porthole.

Denzel and Pauletta Washington

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 13: Pauletta Washington and Denzel Washington attend the "Gladiator II" Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere at Leicester Square on November 13, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/WireImage)

Denzel also looks very minimalist-chic. Pauletta's coat is my favorite thing about her ensemble, although in fairness I can't really see much more of it. The pearls have a real flapper feel, in a way that is a little cluttered for me.

Connie Nielsen

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 13: Connie Nielsen attends "Gladiator II" The Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere at Leicester Square on November 13, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Simon Ackerman/FilmMagic)

This is giving me flashes of The Princess Mother of the Bride, a sequel I do not want but that you know SOMEONE, somewhere, is ill-advisedly cooking. (I know it's Robin Wright, not Connie Nielsen, in The Princess Bride but the resemblance is there.)

Andrew Scott

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 13: Andrew Scott attends "Gladiator II" The Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere at Leicester Square on November 13, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

I appreciate his argyle, even if he feels a hair underdressed it. JUST a hair.

Joseph Quinn

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 13: Joseph Quinn attends the "Gladiator II" Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere at Leicester Square on November 13, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/WireImage)

His leather blazer dresses up a basic outfit a BIT more than the cardigan. But also possibly in a literally hotter way.

Jodie Turner-Smith

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 13: Jodie Turner-Smith attends the "Gladiator II" Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere at Leicester Square on November 13, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/WireImage)

Few people could make a messy deconstructed shirt-dress look chic, but she is apparently one of them. Don't try this at home.

Zainab Jiwa

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 13: Zainab Jiwa attends "Gladiator II" The Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere at Leicester Square on November 13, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Simon Ackerman/FilmMagic)

Her breastplate feels a bit like an homage to the arena.

Connie and Denzel

PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 10: Connie Nielsen and Denzel Washington attend the "Gladiator II" Premiere at Pathe Palace on November 10, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I don't know WHAT was happening at the Paris premiere, but it was just these two, and they look like they got caught in the rain and had to borrow clothes from someone else.

We Got The Full Slate of Gladiator II Dudes in London
No togas, sadly.

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