Amy Schumer
This looks okay on her, but it's VERY Poehler to me, probably because she just wore something similar in Cannes. I miss lipstick here. And she NABs, and maybe NASTIAP. Which is, of course, Needs A Shoe That Isn't A Platform.
Kate Hudson in J. Mendel
This feels so predictable from Kate: plunging dress, a sheer bit (here, in the back), and piling her hair in the air like she just don't care. And the pale lip lets the dress wash her out. ,p>
We also need to discuss whether that is secretly a Goldie Hawn waxwork.
Maisie Williams
I want to like this. Lord knows I love argyle. But it's a totally stuffy design that's failing to young itself up. It's Sophia Petrillo, not Arya Stark.
Leona Lewis
Remember when she was designing her own stuff, and all the bodices were giant lips? WE HAVE COME SO FAR.
Ellie Kemper in Mugler
I might have liked this better without the sheer leotard underneath it.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Cushnie et Ochs
Something about the cut of the top makes it look like it's shrinking WHILE she's wearing it.
Suki Waterhouse
She seems bored and so am I.
Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting
She actually WON an award at this, which I don't totally get, but congrats anyway. I don't think the faint pink hair was the play here, necessarily, but at least this isn't bonkers.
Alesha Dixon
Ahesha here is a British singer and pizza delivery person.