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Janelle Monae in Christian Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190bm) Janelle Monae 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

Janelle Monae can truly wear A LOT. Most people would look profoundly absurd in this. Imagine Lily Collins trying this in Emily in Paris. Wait, actually, that would ALSO be fun. Let's do that too!

Janelle Monae in Christian Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190ec) Janelle Monae 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

We called this a "scrunchie volcano" when it first popped up and that is still true. She is rocking this but it IS quite silly.

Grace Jones and Janelle Monae

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190fh) Grace Jones and Janelle Monae 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

Grace Jones loves it, though, and who are we to disagree with HER?!

Grace Jones

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190co) Grace Jones 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

Grace looks Grace-y and as such very glam.

Daniel Craig

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190cw) Daniel Craig 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

There's a reason this man has been Bond for so long.

Kate Hudson in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13469013j) Kate Hudson 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Festival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

Just as a heads up that Kate Hudson brought out her side-boob for this event!

Kate Hudson in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190ds) Kate Hudson 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

I know they're going for a 30s bias cut kind of thing and the color combo here is fabulous, but this whole dress feels slightly droopy.

Kathryn Hahn in Maison Rabi Kayrouz

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190w) Kathryn Hahn 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

This straddles the line between Chic Evening and Profesh Lady quite admirably. Great red lip, too.

Leslie Odom Jr. in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190ab) Leslie Odom Jr. 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

Highly reasonable!

Edward Norton and Shauna Robertson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13469013aw) Edward Norton and Shauna Robertson 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Festival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

Speaking of reasonable.

Gwendoline Christie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190ah) Gwendoline Christie 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

Gwendoline Christie IS Marmee in Little Women 2: Littler Women, this Christmas!

Madelyn Cline

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13469013by) Madelyn Cline 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Festival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

I just thought we all might want to take a quick breather and enjoy those earrings.

Madelyn Cline in Tom Ford

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190dk) Madelyn Cline 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

This isn't bad, but it's also not NOT slowly melting off her body.

Jessica Henwick in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13469013bn) Jessica Henwick 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Festival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

This feels like it's got about 34% too much going on. Am I insane to think it would be sorted if she didn't have those shoulder cut-outs?

Tallia Storm

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190j) Tallia Storm 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

I have some bubble mailers that look just like this!

Dave Bautista

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13470190dy) Dave Bautista 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, 66th BFI London Film Fetival, UK - 16 Oct 2022

"The Rock's stopped wearing a shirt, so I'VE stopped wearing a shirt!"

Dave Bautista

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13469563ab) Dave Bautista "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" photocall at the May Fair Hotel, London, UK - 16 Oct 2022

"OKAY, I'll wear a shirt."

Jessica Henwick

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13469563az) Jessica Henwick "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" photocall at the May Fair Hotel, London, UK - 16 Oct 2022

Go with me here. I think this ONLY needs a different shade of lipstick.

Kathryn Hahn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13469563af) Kathryn Hahn "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" photocall at the May Fair Hotel, London, UK - 16 Oct 2022

I can work with this. I kinda dig this. It's like composition notebooks got into suiting.

Madelyn Cline

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13469563ba) Madelyn Cline "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" photocall at the May Fair Hotel, London, UK - 16 Oct 2022

"WHEE, I'm taking over for Miss Flo in Little Women 2: Littler Women this Christmas!"

Kate Hudson in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13469563bk) Kate Hudson "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" photocall at the May Fair Hotel, London, UK - 16 Oct 2022

We really are ushering in a new era of Autumnal Crop Tops.

Leslie Odom, Jr.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13469563x) Leslie Odom Jr "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" photocall at the May Fair Hotel, London, UK - 16 Oct 2022

AND wide-legged man pants! Which is fun.

Edward Norton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13469563v) Edward Norton "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" photocall at the May Fair Hotel, London, UK - 16 Oct 2022

Here he is! Your congenial History of Architecture professor.

Janelle Monae in Thom Brown

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13469563k) Janelle Monae "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" photocall at the May Fair Hotel, London, UK - 16 Oct 2022

I promised a big finish and I'd never lie to you about that.

Folks Went (LITERALLY) Big for the "Glass Onion" Premiere in London
Big hats, big bags, big prints, big skirts, BIG FINISH.

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