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SIenna Miller

Glastonbury is like Sienna Miller's paradise. That blazer is kind of great, though -- I mean, it would look absurd on me, but it's FUN vintage. I do kind of hate her for being able to wear cankle boots like that without the threat of anyone thinking she actually HAS cankles.

Sienna Miller, Chris O'Dowd

I thought you'd want to see Sienna Miller gleefully stroking Chris O'Dowd's beard, because frankly, that is what I would want to do if I bumped into Chris O'Dowd and his beard.

Sienna Miller, Tom Sturridge

I wonder if Jude Law ever looks at pictures of them together and thinks, "Wow, she really does not have a type."

Solange

I am so glad she is wearing that coat, so that I can't see the full force of that shitstorm.

Solange

This is actually better. I'm serious. THIS is actually better than that overalls thing. She looks like a Harlequin inset and it's STILL BETTER.

Florence Welch

Do you think she has to brush that coat every day before she wears it?

Florence Welch

I do appreciate that, by and large, the Glastonbury attendees aren't as cracked-out and studiously dippy as Coachella's are. Florence Welch seems as likely to wear this to Tesco as she would to this event, whereas you KNOW everyone at Coachella went shopping specifically FOR Coachella.

Florence Welch

This is kind of amazing, though. I might want that. I would look SO SILLY but it's the type of thing I want on hand if I ever wake up and discover that I have become fabulous and/or fabulously batty.

Benedict Cumberbatch

It's Bendywinks Crumblethong as you've never seen him before.

Carey Mulligan

And then there's Carey Mulligan, who looks like she's on her way to a business meeting.

Rita Ora

How many graduates were sacrifices to make that covering?

Azealia Banks

Let's make a deal: You keep these extinct, and I'll withhold my Jurassic Snark.

Glastonbury Fugs and Fabs
Glastonbury is, to me, Coachella with wellies. And, at least in 2013, a hundred percent more human dinosaurs. [Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet]

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