Global Citizens United 2022

Billy Porter

This is splendiferous. Apparently he sang a song by Dr Seuss?!?!?! And then one of his own called "Children." And he's glowing all the way.

Mariah Carey

So YES, Mariah is sparkly, but... is she AS glittery? I think Billy might take it.

Rosalia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristin Callahan/Shutterstock (13419468jo) Rosal'a Global Citizen Festival, New York, USA - 24 Sep 2022

It was a GREAT day on the pirate ship Revenge when Rosalia booted the Dread Pirate Roberts and dismantled the sail for her concert costume.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristin Callahan/Shutterstock (13419468q) Rosalía Global Citizen Festival, New York, USA - 24 Sep 2022

But climbing up the mast was EXHAUTSING.

The Jonai

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristin Callahan/Shutterstock (13419468z) Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Nick Jonas Global Citizen Festival, New York, USA - 24 Sep 2022

The JoBros opened the show, from what I can tell? And I don't think there was a Saturday Night Fever theme, despite what Nick's attire suggests.

Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Nick Jonas

The big story that came out of this was, "THEY KISSED ON STAGE!!!!!" Proof of lust, or something? I don't know. I thought it was noteworthy primarily because he wore that and she kissed him anyway.

Maneskin

Damiano wore a VERY good jacket, it must be said. He also took it off, of course, but still.)

with Nancy Pelosi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristin Callahan/Shutterstock (13419468cg) Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Nancy Pelosi Global Citizen Festival, New York, USA - 24 Sep 2022

"Damiano and I didn't PLAN to both wear white jackets, but it makes sense, as I am widely known as the Maneskin of Congress."

Mickey Guyton

She did a set and then apparently came out later and sang "Nothing Else Matters" with Metallica, which I will be seeking out on ye old internets. I like her silver boots a lot.

Angelique Kidjo

I learned today that she has a whole album of Talking Heads covers, and she sang "Once In A Lifetime" here. She looks fantastic.

Michaela Jae Rodriguez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (13413797et) Guest speaker Global Citizen Festival, New York, USA - 24 Sep 2022

Molten Hershey's! I approve.

Connie Britton

This might've looked a bit less boxy if it were a touch longer?

Sofia Carson

There is no event at which she is not present -- this, I think, is now law. Good news is, if you forgot your accessories, you could just grab a few from her. I think she IS the Bluefly.com Accessory Wall. (Oh, Project Runway, I shall never forget.)

Charlie Puth

I am lukewarm on his cropped jacket. Slash shirt.

Rachel Brosnahan and Priyanka

Rachel's face mirrors mine, as I try to figure out if I like these outfits. I think I like her pants? (The shirt, obviously, is on-theme.) Priyanka's suit looks like she was on the wrong end of some paintballs, but for what her job was here (as emcee I think?), it's bright and very visible and peppy, so I get it.

with Katie Holmes

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (13413797bl) (L-R) Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Katie Holmes Global Citizen Festival, New York, USA - 24 Sep 2022

"Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the 1990s!"