Evan Rachel Wood in custom Gucci

This gown lives in my brain. Not rent-free. I CHARGE it rent because I want it to thrive. I love it.

Salma Hayek in custom Gucci

Just FYI, there is no order here. I'm writing these in the order my computer chose to upload them. Salma looks FANTASTIC here. Maybe her best ever? Everything about this is dreamy.

Jonah Hill and "guest"

Now, of course, we know that "guest" is Beanie Feldstein. She was a couple years away from major roles and being a household name/face. Oooh, Funny Girl opens this year -- Anna, give her a Vogue cover.

Gerard Butler

"Vote on your favorite: Smile No. 1..."

"... or No. 2."

Diane Lane in Reem Acra

She is a dish.

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler

This is all well and lovely. Maybe a little bland. I feel like she probably didn't take a ton of chances sartorially while they were together.

Octavia Spencer

I hope she puts this photo up in her house: Intern George stopping in his tracks to try and grab her attention, when she is otherwise unbothered by and unaware of his presence.

Zooey Deschanel in custom Prada

This is cute, but something about the beading on the bodice comes across as messy.

Freida Pinto in Prada

I love this color, but something about the cut at the waist makes it look like it was too big and they used the ribbon to try and hide that (poorly).

Shailene Woodley in Marchesa

Here she is, President of Planet Hoik.

Elizabeth McGovern

And her VEEP.

Naya Rivera

She deserved better than that seam.

Rooney Mara in Nina Ricci

Well, damn, of the things we've seen here in that are all weird and often sheer and rather samey, that's quite good.

Paula Patton

All her red carpet pics are so awkward, but endearingly so, like he's not sure what to do with her body but she's having a goddamn gas the whole time.

Mireille Enos and Alan Ruck

They're a couple that I love together. She looks super in that.

Julianna Margulies

That's a good, unusual color choice for her, and the earrings pair well. It's like a muted-palette version of the fuchsia/turquoise that was so popular for a while.

Tina Fey in Oscar de la Renta

Dishy gown; get her a bracelet.

Emma Stone in Lanvin

I think her eye makeup is too intense for her.

Jessica Biel in Elie Saab

Miss Havisham, your table is ready.

Laura Dern

DISHY. She won for Enlightened.

Idria Elba

He won for Luther and I'm pretty sure we all fainted.

Taissa Farmiga

Well! This is timely. I had lost track of her, but apparently she's got a role in the new Julian Fellowes show, The Gilded Age, and look at THAT cast.

Penelope Ann Miller

I had to zoom in to recognize her. She looks great. She was in The Artist, which I had to look up to remember.

Mila Kunis in Dior

She looks as enthralled by this as I am, which is to say: Nah.

Melissa McCarthy in Badgley Mischka

She didn't get a lot of super imaginative stuff early on.

Julie Bowen in Reem Acra

That's almost a little Grace Kelly.

Jenna Dewan

She should wear this color more.

Janet McTeer

There is something very reassuring about her presence. She exudes competence.

Nicole Kidman in Versace and Keith Urban

Just so you know, ten years ago, Keith was the same: He never just looks at Nicole Kidman on the red carpet. He BEHOLDS her.

Dianna Agron in Giles

The laser-cut top on this is so nifty; the ruffles skirt distracts from it too much. It only needed one element.

Michelle Williams in Jason Wu

Aw, this is before she signed her life away to Louis Vuitton. And interestingly... doing that has not changed her silhouette very much, so she must be driving that bus personally.

Busy Philipps

I assume she was there with Michelle Williams (who really hasn't had a presence on Busy's IG in forever, it occurs to me). Anyway, she looks great in this. I hope she kept it.

Berenice Bejo in Gucci

This needs a necklace. What a color, though.

Ariel Winter

Aw, she looks super. MEMORIES.

Amy Poehler

Perhaps... a redder lip, to offset the silvery dress and very blond hair?

Amber Riley

Still waiting for her to star in the movie of one of Jasmine Guillory's books. SOMEONE MAKE THE MOVIES PLEASE.

Amanda Peet

This all makes sense up until the skirt starts getting uneven. Is that just... an accident? Is she holding it?

Jessica Alba in Gucci

Hard to argue with this.

Lea Michele in Marchesa

I'm going to pass.

Natalie Portman

Something about this looks like they draped it on her and had more fabric than they expected.

Heidi Klum

Heidi looks great, and so, so streamlined. WHO KNEW.

Kate Beckinsale

She's worn this basic thing so many times.

Charlize Theron in Dior

This left me cold. I can't articulate why. It just seems a little average and cheesy?

Angelina (in Versace) and Brad

I like Angie's dress. I have no idea what Brad is doing -- do we assume the cane is for an injury, or just effect? Is he a Scott Disick fan?

Julianne Moore in Chanel

This sits a LITTLE low and is frankly a bit boring, but the earrings save it.

Mary J Blige

I'm into this on Mary J.

Laura Linney

Maybe a bit fussy with the folds. But she looks super in purple.

Viola Davis

I miss her.

Sofia Vergara in Vera Wang

I feel like Vera just doesn't do workmanship like that anymore.

Andie MacDowell

When I pulled this photo, I didn't even know that now ten years hence she's a nominee. Her hair is as silver now as the dress and it's such a good look on her. Piss off, Omicron, so we can get back to PARTIES.

Sarah Michelle Gellar in Monique Lhuillier

This one was divisive at the time, but we loved it. It's just such an unexpected and fun risk, ESPECIALLY back then.

Glenn Close in Armani

Okay!

Kelly Macdonald in Lorena Sarbu

I cannot be upset with this.

Damian Lewis and Helen McCrory

I was so happy to see this photo, and then I remembered she passed away. Now I'm sad. Look what a dish she is here.

Jessica Chastain in Givenchy

This seems a little tight on her.

Morena Baccarin

Honestly, I keep looking at her purse.

Missi Pyle

We just watched Galaxy Quest with the boys, and she's also brilliant in limited work in The Big Leap. Missi Pyle is good in everything. (Why was she in Jumanji as a gym teacher with like two lines? Did they cut her part? Missi Pyle is the best.) Can we put her and Melanie Lynskey and, like, Judy Greer, together in a movie together, where they can use their MVP talents in unison?

Piper Perabo

Speaking of The Big Leap. I remember when this weird translucent gown hit the carpet, and honestly, she seemed to find it as hilarious as any of us did. Piper Perabo might be a hoot.

Nicole Richie in Julien Macdonald

This is pretty good.

Claire Danes in J. Mendel

I love this.

Jodie Foster

Another one that is hard to argue with.

Madonna (in Reem Acra)and Andrea Riseborough (in Vivienne Westwood)

Andrea, a chameleon whose face I don't recognize from moment to moment, looks typically dramatic. I wish this version of Madonna had stuck around. She's trying SO strenuously now to be... anything. A friend of mine didn't know Madonna is on Instagram; when I told her, and she went, I think it ruined her day.

Helen Mirren

Stunning.

Reese Witherspoon in Zac Posen

The structured gown combined with the wild roll-in-the-hay coif is interesting. Her head styling doesn't really go with what she's wearing, but Reese is someone I think of as very meticulous and this overall look is NOT that, so I get a kick out of it.

SWINTON

One thing she and Paris Hilton have in common is this pose.

Kate Winslet in Jenny Packham

She has serious command of that eyebrow. Do NOT cross that cocked brow.

We Might as Well Flash Back to the 2012 Golden Globes

While discussing the winners of the 2022 ones, announced via Twitter.