Zendaya in Marchesa

Apologies to Zendaya for me accidentally grabbing a pic where she looks sleepy. This is a gorgeous dress and I'm sure she was wide awake in it.

Olivia Wilde (in Michael Kors) and Jason Sudeikis

I am not usually a fan of her style at all, but it should be no surprise that I LOVE how simple and sleek this is. Especially in that brick red color.

Bernadette Peters

Lily St. Regis, perfect as always.

Natalie Dormer in J. Mendel

"Was there not a better way than giving me a bejeweled neck thong?"

Jennifer Lawrence in Dior

This was so interesting on her. I don't cherish the hair, especially?

Angela Bassett

I wanted more for her than this mess.

Amy Adams in Versace

I miss Donatella. This is excellent on Amy.

J.Lo in Giambattista Valli, and Casper Smart

At the time I thought this was a little overcomplicated, but I've mellowed on that. The hair and makeup is good, and I think this has stood the test of those ten years.

America Ferrera

This is fine, but it's the neck that's getting to me. I think I'd start by losing the bling there.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Marc Jacobs

I didn't love this at the time, and I wasn't sure why, and I'm STILL not sure why? I mean, "love" might be strong for it, but at least it fits and it's not dull.

Jaimie Alexander in Genny

Ah, one of my all-time faves. She just needed a little flyaway wand on her hair, methinks.

Carly Chaikin

I LOVE how this changes based on how the light catches it. What a cool dress.

Rachel Bloom

She won this year for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend! What a time. If anyone had expected that, they would have loaned her a necklace. But she still looks great and definitely deserved the win.

Rachel McAdams in Lanvin

Funny, you don't see much Lanvin, and yet the week before I wrote this we suddenly had two. I like how much depth that fabric seems to have.

Bryce Dallas Howard in Jenny Packham

There is a universe where this doesn't have the lace panel, and stays put with boob tape, and I like that better. This was the dress she infamously had to go out and buy herself off the rack because at size 6 no designers sent stuff that would fit. Sigh.

Sam Heughan

He needs to take the Heated Rivalry dudes out for a drink.

Alan Cumming

So standard, Alan! WHITHER THE PLAID? The capes? The QUIRK.

Julianne Moore in Tom Ford

That blue is beautiful, and her head looks amazing?!? Wow.

Kate Winslet

She won for the Steve Jobs movie that I keep forgetting ever happened. She looks excellent, and very much as you would imagine Kate Winslet if you were forced to close your eyes before she arrived.

Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

I'm into this. It's just got a HINT of witch.

Viola Davis, Julius Tennon

Viola is wearing Marchesa -- that line got some good last licks in before Harvey went down, I guess. It's quite gorgeous, but the overlay might be overkill, an instinct I have because...

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan

... it is so similar thematically to this Elie Saab on Jenna. Both are beautiful gowns, but I'm giving it to this one.

Ana de la Reguera

Someone needs to take another pass at the bodice here.

David Oyelowo

SO GOOD. How had I forgotten about this? It's perfect.

Emmy Rossum in Armani

Pretty hard to critique that.

Kate Bosworth in D&G

The sparkles blinded and tantalized me, but it sits too low, and I think it should ALL have been pink. The silver flowers and such are not truly additive.

Katy Perry in Prada

This was, I believe, when Katy made a big deal out of changing stylists to be more mature, and... yeah. Thud.

Leslie Mann

The top needed more here -- the details on the skirt are so pretty; I wish they had continued up higher.

Cate Blanchett in Givenchy

This is objectively wacky but I remember thinking she pulled it off really, really well.

Rooney Mara in McQueen

It's just so... wilted.

Kate Hudson in Kors

We didn't like this at the time, and I stand by that. I hate that it's basically three separate things that look wrapped and stapled around her, and the top is sinking.

Zoe Kazan in Miu Miu

Aw, I miss her.

Taraji P. Henson in Stella McCartney

Zzz. She was nominated -- and won -- for Empire, on which she wore CRAZY clothes, so at least understand the impulse to keep it simple.

Laverne Cox in Elizabeth Kennedy

This isn't so wildly different, but somehow the slight changes in cut and the lack of diaphanous train just make it work better. Also, I think, better makeup.

Saoirse Ronan

Also sort of a nap, if I'm being honest.

Jane Fonda

Ah, Jane, wearing roof shingles as usual.

Alicia Vikander in LV

It's fine. Maybe a little casual? It reads like an apron.

Eva Longoria in Georges Hobeika

I think I like this? But it maybe needed to commit to one or two of its twee elements, not all three.

Lily James in Marchesa

It's fine but who told her to pose like that?!?

Amy Schumer in Prabal Gurung

I believe she hosted, so she got one of the big guns to dress her. It's one of her best looks, for sure,

Denis O'Hare

YES, DENIS. No plain pumps for him.

Patricia Arquette (in Paula Ke) and Eric White

They are apparently no longer a couple. And she gift-wrapped herself and everything!

Lady Gaga in Versace

Love the dress, but the head-styling is wonkus for me -- which, I realize it's Lady Gaga, so whatever. But the shade of blond, the eyebrow tint, and the makeup palette... none of that gels for me.

Taylor Schilling

A sexy long chain necklace might be nice, but this is so appealingly relaxed yet sexy.

Uzo Aduba

Dramatique!

Caitriona Balfe

Was there ever a more beautiful woman who wore SUCH underwhelming clothes that don't serve her? .... Well, probably there are many EQUALS who are in this boat. But you feel me.

Emilia Clarke

Sure, okay.

Kirsten Dunst in Valentino

This is not long after she started dating Jesse Plemons. She looks fantastic in this, even if it's basically just fancy string.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

The midnight blue bits and bobs here do nothing for it.

Brie Larson in Calvin Klein

That's quite gorgeous. How far CK has fallen.

Regina King

This didn't need the mega-Kleenex.

Heidi Klum in Marchesa

It's fine? My standards for her are low.

Malin Akerman

She should have left this one at the bridal salon.

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart

Still going strong! And he's getting a lifetime award from SAG this year. I hope he gets up there and is like, "Cool," and leaves.

Happy Anniversary to the 2016 Golden Globes

This is a GOOD one.