Globes 2019: Red, Orange, Pink

Danai Gurira in Rodarte

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I originally put this in the BIG category, but it's not as BIG as I remembered, so I made a late shift. I both really love it, and think she looks like she landed on the wrong planet and is burning up.

D'Arcy Carden

This was unexpected! I LOVE the blue halter neck, but there is some janky stitching RIGHT across her pelvis that I would delete if my Mr. Clean Magic Eraser were actually as advertised.

Patricia Clarkson in Georges Chakra

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Superb. AND she won. I love it when a plan comes together.

Missi Pyle in Vitor Zerbinato

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I feel like her Pinterest inspiration here was Tasteful Heidi Klum.

Amy Sherman-Palladino

I assume when Mrs. Maisel lost, she turned to Daniel and said, "I LEFT THE HAT OFF FOR THIS?!?" For what it's worth, I really like the frock.

Alex Borstein

It just occurred to me that Alex Borstein is kind of like a combination of Amy Sherman-Palladino and Bjork. (I love her gown. I am HERE for brooches.)

Chrissy Metz in Tanya Taylor

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Hmm. Something about the design here makes it look like it slipped off her shoulders, rather than being intentionally that way?

Laura Dern in Valentino

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Oh, Laura. This very heavy on you, and also boringly see-through.

Alyssa Milano in Cristina Ottaviano

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This is quite lovely.

Halle Berry n Zuhair Murad

Celebrities attend 76th Golden Globe Awards Arrivals at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills. Featuring: Halle Berry Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 06 Jan 2019 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**

Halle, I am bored. Essentially, this is the red, long version of what Halle wore last year, and it is so predictable you could set your watch by it. Halle + awards show = sheer semi-lace and threat of pubic bone.

Zzzzzz. Paging Law Roach. He's who I think of for ANYONE who needs a fast image jolt, like the fashion version of getting your chest shocked.

Elsie Fisher in Kenzo

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I can't lie and say I love this exact outfit, but I absolutely compliment Elsie on being consistent with a formal funkiness, and her parents (I hope) on making sure she avoided the slippery slope to open-mouthed posing in coy sexy gowns.

Caitriona Balfe in Moschino

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This was an unexpected pairing; I was sure she'd wear Delpozo, although she did earlier in the weekend, so maybe that hit her limit. I... wish she had dipped into that well again. The shape of this thing is bizarre, as are the Donna Martin barrettes.

Kristen Bell in Zuhair Murad

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That is some A+ deployment of major bracelets, Kristen. I wish the rest of this didn't wash her out in photographs; I think a smokier eye (slight) or a deeper lip of some ilk would have solved that.

Molly Sims in Marchesa

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That is utterly gorgeous (and... has some red and some orange and some pinkishness IN IT, so... it counts), and I struggle with those feelings. Because it's new Marchesa and y'all know how I feel about Georgina's continued entanglement with Harvey (down to wearing her wedding set on the newest Project Runway All-Stars season). I just... want him not to benefit from anything, even indirectly. HE IS GROSS, GIRL. GET OUT.